((Hope you like this headcanon in our AU! Alex and I had way too much fun with this.))

Germany: ...Not you again...

"Prussia": Hi! It's been a long time since we've talked.

Germany: You shouldn't exist anymore. You're not real.

"Prussia": Oh, I'm very real. Remember the 40's?

*jumpskip*

Prussia: You're not there. You're not there.

"Germany": You can say that all you want, it's not going to change the facts.

Prussia: I'm going to punch you!

"Germany": Remember what happened when you tried to do that? You ended up with a bloody nose.

"Prussia"/"Germany": As long as I'm part of their history, you'll never escape me.