1. I can't pass a water hose without at least thinking about drinking water out of it.

2. If 5 thugs came up to me with weapons I would react quickly and decisively with lethal action and not be anxious, nervous, or even scared about it...but if my Netflix is not working I go into a panic attack.

3. I can't stand political talk.

4. Everyone should drink alcohol at least once.

5. Don't be stupid...ask for a lawyer.

6. I do not respond to requests in any Facebook apps.

7. I don't like people like Bill Maher who pretend to be serious then tell jokes. They really piss me off.

8. My favorite cereals are Frosted Flakes, Life (Cinnamon), and Fruit Loops.

9.  I am not anonymous.

10.  Blogs are just graffiti with punctuation.

 11.  I started drinking coffee when I was 4 years old.

 12. When I go outside at night I always, and I mean always, look at the stars.

 13.  I have always wanted to be Chester Cheeta because he is "to cool to fool"

 14.  Water tastes better from a green water hose than any other color. I can't explain it either.

15.   Sometimes I feel just like Superman. Except I arrived on a planet where I have no powers.