greetings sinners, here is our first confession.

«dear holy water, i was reading a really heated jimin smut. i got turned on and craved some big d•ck so naturally i grabbed a cucumber and r•de it. it gets worse. when i finished i put it back in the fridge, forgive me :(.»

you are forgiven. do not repeat this ever again as in is not the most hygienic form of self pleasuring. 🐸☕.