our friend here has an untameable habit of making sexual advances on every breathing creature:

"Dear holy water, I am sorry to say but um I've become too dirty for my liking sksksk, this one time my friend choked on a hot dog and I was like [ lenny face ] is that how you choke on dick?"

the poor girl was just choking

"And then my other friend has a pet donkey and he sent me a picture and I told her " damn that ass [ tongue emoji ] " tbh it's going too far,"

that would be childishly amusing to me if i weren't holy

"this one time I said I wanted someone to fuck me and that I wanted to grind on something,, wtf is wrong with me? May the Lord have mercy on my soul."

may the Lord have mercy on your soul indeed💧

"Whatever I'll just blame it on bts-"

an effective way of coping with guilt

"Also I love you ❤️"

i love you too❤

in conclusion, you are forgiven for your uncontrollable sins💧