Technoblade quotes

A/N: here are just some quotes! From the blood god, Technoblade!

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"When you need someone to fix your sink, you call a plumber. When you need someone to fix your electricity, you call an electrician. And when you need someone to OVERTHROW A BRUTAL TYRANT, YOU CALL AN ANARCHIST!"

"Dude! These orphans are getting destroyed!"
"This is the second-worst thing to happen to these orphans."

"People that say that violence is not the answer, I think they're just not that good at violence."

"I drop kicked that child in self defense"

"Dying is for casuals"

"The thing is you're using words.. But the thing about this world is that the only universal language is violence"

"DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE"

"Do you want to be a hero Tommy? THEN DIE LIKE ONE!"

"Hippity hoppity, get off my property"

"If Hypixel has taught me anything it's that if you have a problem the answer is SLAVERY"

"Nerd"

"SO LONG IDIOT"

“Does YOUR skywars youtuber have a dragon?”

"I think Skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. All you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come."

Maybe I'll add more idk
But I just wanted to make some people smile. Because even tho Techno passed, we still got memories
Also because, these are pretty funny

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