Naruto characters, Sides, and Disney on crack.

 Mickey: "I'll never watch another damn cartoon, I QUIT!!!!"

And so it begins~

*BEEP*

Itachi & Deidera: *Flips hair* "I'm bringing sexy back~"

Pain & Tobi: "Yeah!"

Dark!Side: *Gesturing at them over her shoulder with her thumb* "Those motherf*ckers don't know how to act~"

Hidan: *Sighs* "Yeah."

*BEEP*

Zabuza & Kisame: *Being guys- Aka messing around with their swords and acting crazy*

Kisame: *Spots Red!Side walking down the street towards them* "She's coming!!"

Zabuza &  Kisame: *Pose as if they were calmly talking about their swords*

{Music in the background: How come everytime you come around}

Red!Side: *Walks past them*

Kisame & Zabuza: *Once she's out of earshot* "IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

*BEEP*

Madara: * Singing* "All I really need to understand is... Will. You. Talk dirty to me~?"

Maleficent: "F*ck you."

*BEEP*

Hidan: *Singing* "All I really need to understand is~... Will. You. Talk dirty to me~?"

Reaper!Side: *Holds up the middle finger* "Go die in a pit somewhere b*tch."

*BEEP*

Grey!Side: *Singing* "Well f*ck that little mouse  cause' I'm an albatrous~"

Pein: "WOO!"

Pein & Grey!Side: *Pause then start nodding their heads to the music in the background*

*BEEP*

Hidan: "Oi Dark!Side, can you run to the store and get me some hair gel?"

Dark!Side: *Singing* "Well if you like, the way, you look that much, then Hidan you can go and f*ck yourself."

White Zetsu: "Ouch..."

Black Zetsu: "That's harsh..."

Itachi: "Dude, I don't think she's gonna run to the store to get you your beauty products."

Kazuku: "No sh*t Sherlock!"

*BEEP*

Gaston: "I am handsome, strong, and I'm gonna beat Kisame up!"

Red!Side: *Comes running into the room, picks Gaston up, and throws him out the window.*

Red!Side: *Dusts her hands off and sits on the couch.*

Kisame: "..." 0_o

Red!Side: "What?"

*BEEP*

Ariel: "Hey there handsome~"

Kisame: *Wraps arm around Undyne* "Sorry, I'm taken."

Undyne: *Wraps arm around Alphys* "Sorry shark dude, I'm taken."

Alphys: *Scoots closer to Kabuto:* "S-sorry, I'm taken..."

Kabuto: "SorryI'mTaken!!!" *Tries to grab Orochimaru's hand*

Orochimaru: *Dodges* "Sorry I'm taken-" *Points at Medusa*

Poseidon: Wraps arm around Medusa's shoulders* "Sorry she's mine."

Medusa: *Knees Poseidon in the stomach* " F*ck off b*tch."

*BEEP*

Gaston: "I HAVE RETURNED!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ARMWRESTLING MATCH!!!!"

Red!Side: *Shoves his arm down to the table so far that she dislocates his shoulder*  "I win."

Gaston: *Cries*

Kisame: *Nervous* "Ummmmm...."

*BEEP*

Kisame: *Singing*"UNDER THE SEA~"

*BEEP*

Deidera: "Today we'll be going on a field trip!"

Shadow!Side: "YAY!!!"

Tobi: *Singing* "We're going on a trip~"

Sasori: "Ugh, Tobi and Shadow!Side are SO annoying-"

Dark!Side: *Appears* "Hi I heard that you were talking sh*t about my little sister?"

Deidera: *High-pitched voice crack at the end* "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K?!!!"

*BEEP*

Zetsu & Corpse!Side: *Sitting on a frozen lake talking about murder and biology*

Hidan: *Uses his scythe to cut the ice above him, causing Zetsu and Corpse!Side to fall into the lake*

Hidan: *Jumps out of the lake and points at them*

Hidan: *Singing quickly* " Two cannibals, chilling in a lake, five feet apart cause' they're not straight!!"

White Zetsu: "... 0///0"

Black Zetsu: "WHAT THE HELL?!!!"

Corpse!Side: *Climbs out of the lake and pulls Zetsu out. "Hidan , shut the f*ck up before I rip your throat out."

Hidan: *Runs*

*BEEP*

Kisame: * Singing* "This woman is my destiny~ she said:"

Undyne: "Ooooo~ Oooooooo~ No."

*BEEP*

Tobi: *Singing* " This woman is my destiny. She said"

Deidera: "OoooOOOO~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ SHUT UP!"

*BEEP*

Itachi: *Seemingly singing beautifully* "Love me love me~"

Itachi: *Actually singing* " sAy tHaT y0u loVe mE~"

*BEEP*

Itachi: "Yes. She IS a b*tch. B I- T, C H."

Deidera: "Wow Itachi. I'm right. F*ckin. Here."

*BEEP*

Konan: *Sigh* " I have no friends.."

Pein: "AHEM. B*tch WHAT am I?"

Kazuku: "A roach."

Orochimaru: "Yes?"

*BEEP*

(A/N  comment your opinions and reactions please! 

*Sneky Anime Outro~*)



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