Naruto characters, Sides, and Disney on crack.
Mickey: "I'll never watch another damn cartoon, I QUIT!!!!"
And so it begins~
*BEEP*
Itachi & Deidera: *Flips hair* "I'm bringing sexy back~"
Pain & Tobi: "Yeah!"
Dark!Side: *Gesturing at them over her shoulder with her thumb* "Those motherf*ckers don't know how to act~"
Hidan: *Sighs* "Yeah."
*BEEP*
Zabuza & Kisame: *Being guys- Aka messing around with their swords and acting crazy*
Kisame: *Spots Red!Side walking down the street towards them* "She's coming!!"
Zabuza & Kisame: *Pose as if they were calmly talking about their swords*
{Music in the background: How come everytime you come around}
Red!Side: *Walks past them*
Kisame & Zabuza: *Once she's out of earshot* "IEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
*BEEP*
Madara: * Singing* "All I really need to understand is... Will. You. Talk dirty to me~?"
Maleficent: "F*ck you."
*BEEP*
Hidan: *Singing* "All I really need to understand is~... Will. You. Talk dirty to me~?"
Reaper!Side: *Holds up the middle finger* "Go die in a pit somewhere b*tch."
*BEEP*
Grey!Side: *Singing* "Well f*ck that little mouse cause' I'm an albatrous~"
Pein: "WOO!"
Pein & Grey!Side: *Pause then start nodding their heads to the music in the background*
*BEEP*
Hidan: "Oi Dark!Side, can you run to the store and get me some hair gel?"
Dark!Side: *Singing* "Well if you like, the way, you look that much, then Hidan you can go and f*ck yourself."
White Zetsu: "Ouch..."
Black Zetsu: "That's harsh..."
Itachi: "Dude, I don't think she's gonna run to the store to get you your beauty products."
Kazuku: "No sh*t Sherlock!"
*BEEP*
Gaston: "I am handsome, strong, and I'm gonna beat Kisame up!"
Red!Side: *Comes running into the room, picks Gaston up, and throws him out the window.*
Red!Side: *Dusts her hands off and sits on the couch.*
Kisame: "..." 0_o
Red!Side: "What?"
*BEEP*
Ariel: "Hey there handsome~"
Kisame: *Wraps arm around Undyne* "Sorry, I'm taken."
Undyne: *Wraps arm around Alphys* "Sorry shark dude, I'm taken."
Alphys: *Scoots closer to Kabuto:* "S-sorry, I'm taken..."
Kabuto: "SorryI'mTaken!!!" *Tries to grab Orochimaru's hand*
Orochimaru: *Dodges* "Sorry I'm taken-" *Points at Medusa*
Poseidon: Wraps arm around Medusa's shoulders* "Sorry she's mine."
Medusa: *Knees Poseidon in the stomach* " F*ck off b*tch."
*BEEP*
Gaston: "I HAVE RETURNED!!! I CHALLENGE YOU TO AN ARMWRESTLING MATCH!!!!"
Red!Side: *Shoves his arm down to the table so far that she dislocates his shoulder* "I win."
Gaston: *Cries*
Kisame: *Nervous* "Ummmmm...."
*BEEP*
Kisame: *Singing*"UNDER THE SEA~"
*BEEP*
Deidera: "Today we'll be going on a field trip!"
Shadow!Side: "YAY!!!"
Tobi: *Singing* "We're going on a trip~"
Sasori: "Ugh, Tobi and Shadow!Side are SO annoying-"
Dark!Side: *Appears* "Hi I heard that you were talking sh*t about my little sister?"
Deidera: *High-pitched voice crack at the end* "WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*K?!!!"
*BEEP*
Zetsu & Corpse!Side: *Sitting on a frozen lake talking about murder and biology*
Hidan: *Uses his scythe to cut the ice above him, causing Zetsu and Corpse!Side to fall into the lake*
Hidan: *Jumps out of the lake and points at them*
Hidan: *Singing quickly* " Two cannibals, chilling in a lake, five feet apart cause' they're not straight!!"
White Zetsu: "... 0///0"
Black Zetsu: "WHAT THE HELL?!!!"
Corpse!Side: *Climbs out of the lake and pulls Zetsu out. "Hidan , shut the f*ck up before I rip your throat out."
Hidan: *Runs*
*BEEP*
Kisame: * Singing* "This woman is my destiny~ she said:"
Undyne: "Ooooo~ Oooooooo~ No."
*BEEP*
Tobi: *Singing* " This woman is my destiny. She said"
Deidera: "OoooOOOO~ OOOOOOOOOOOOOO~ SHUT UP!"
*BEEP*
Itachi: *Seemingly singing beautifully* "Love me love me~"
Itachi: *Actually singing* " sAy tHaT y0u loVe mE~"
*BEEP*
Itachi: "Yes. She IS a b*tch. B I- T, C H."
Deidera: "Wow Itachi. I'm right. F*ckin. Here."
*BEEP*
Konan: *Sigh* " I have no friends.."
Pein: "AHEM. B*tch WHAT am I?"
Kazuku: "A roach."
Orochimaru: "Yes?"
*BEEP*
(A/N comment your opinions and reactions please!
*Sneky Anime Outro~*)
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