Dark!Side: *Leans against the wall* "Motherf*cking UwU."

Kakashi: "Mom come pick me up I'm scared."

Dark!Side: "Bish you don't have a Mom."

Kakashi: "Why?"

Dust!Side: *Casually walks by*  "LOL I killed her."

Kakashi: "Nooooooo"

Dust!Side: "Next time don't insult my fashion decisions."

*BEEP*

The Akatsuki:

Zetsu & Corpse!Side: "Hold up why the f*ck weren't we invited?!!"

Hidan: "Well guys I GTG so f*ck this sh*t imma head out."

Dark!Side: "Did that biotch seriously just say Gtg IRL?!!"

*BEEP*

Shadow!Side: "Shadow!Side is a good girl 😊 "

Tobi: "Tobi is a good boy 😊 "

Hidan: "Shut the f*ck up you two."

Dark!Side: *Appears*

Hidan: *Startled* "HOLY FU-"

Dark!Side: "Watch your motherf*cking language around my little sister you f*cking  piece of sh*t."

Hidan: "Yes Ma-am."

Sasori: "Well she's creepy."

Dark!Side: "SHUT THE F*CK UP PINNOCHIO!!!!"

*BEEP*

Grey!Side: "Did you know that it's possible to bite your own fingers off?"

Zetsu: *CHOMP*

Itachi: "Well that's disturbing."

Corpse!Side: "Did you know that I can tell the flavor of someone's soul by looking at them?"

Deidera: "Ummm..."

Corpse!Side "Strawberry laffy taffy, lemon peel, steel, water, salt."

Deidera: "I'm gonna run now."

*BEEP*

Rock Lee: "I'm SO strong."

Red!Side: *YEETS him across the room*

Gai Sensei: "OMFG YOU CAN'T TREAT MY YOUTHFUL STUDENT LIKE THAT. I WILL AVENGE HIM! FOR NOT ONLY AM I STRONG, I'M ALSO HANDSOME!"

Red!Side: "Bish please...."  * Flicks Might Guy across the room*     "I'm F-ing BEAUTIFUL."

*BEEP*

Kisame: "Hey, wanna compare swords?"

Red!Side: "Sure."

Kisame: *Unsheathes Samehada*

Red!Side: *Summons IceKiller*

Kisame: *Narrowly avoids being scewered into sushi by Red!Side's sword*

Kisame: "Holy f*ck how can you even carry that thing?!!!"

Red!Side: *Carelessly tossing her 12ft long sword from hand to hand*

Red!Side: "Hmm~?"

Kisame: "Well. That sword is scary."

Red!Side: "?"

Kisame: "YOU are scary."

Red!Side: *Grins*  "Thanks"

Kisame: *0_o*  "Ight Ight Imma head out."

*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*

Kisame: "UNDA THEH SEAAAAAAAAAAA"

(A/N, Let me know if you enjoyed it and want more!)