Dared by Itachi_is_Baby

"Since this is A Dare the Akatsuki book also, I dare all of the Akatsuki members to kiss who they have a crush on!"

Hehe. If they don't have a crush I'll just have them kiss the person that they're shipped with.

The Akatsuki: "Wait WHAT?!!"

Do it

One Hour Later

The Akatsuki: "Ugh fiiiiiine"

Pein, you're first.

Pein: *Kisses Konan on the lips*

Konan your turn

Konan: *Kisses back*

Hehehe totally ship it

Pein & Konan: *Glare* "Cut it out Author"

Moving on.

Deidara it's your turn.

Deidera: "I don't have a crush, Un!!!"

Then kiss Sasori.

Deidera: "NO!!!!"

Just do it.

Deidera: "UGH!!! I HATE THIS DARE UN"

Deidera: *Walks over to Sasori and places his hand on his mouth*

Sasori: "What the-mmph"

Deidera: *Walks back to the couch.* "You happy now un?!!"

Yes. Now Sasori it's your turn.

Sasori: "I don't feel love.

Then kiss Deidera.

Sasori: "Sh*t"

Sasori: Walks over to Deidera and kisses him*

Deidera: "Wait what are you-"

Sasori: *Pulls away and walks back to the corner emotionlessly.*

Hahaha nice while it lasted huh?

Deidera: *Gagging* "Gross un!!!"

Hehe well Itachi you're up next.

Itachi: "I don't have a crush on anyone. I'm loyal to Izumi even now after her death."

Well then kiss Kisame

Itachi: "Hn."

Itachi: *Walks over and gives Kisame a short kiss*

Itachi: "Done. Now can we please move on?"

Kisame: 0//0

I think you broke him

Kisame: "SHUT THE HELL UP AUTHOR!!!!"

Yep you broke him. Anyways, you're next Kisame.

Kisame: "Hmph! I don't like ANYONE!!!"

Then kiss Itachi.

Kisame: "Ummmm...."

Kisame: *Walks over to Itachi and kisses him*

Kisame: *Walks back to the couch away from Itachi*

Itachi: "hn."

You enjoyed that didn't you Itachi~

Itachi: "Don't test my patience hn."

Zetsu your next.

White Zetsu: "Ummm." *Blushes*

Black Zetsu: "We don't like anyone."

Then kiss Konan.

Black Zetsu: "Make Pein promise not to hurt us."

Pein?

Pein: "Alright. I promise."

Zetsu: *Kisses Konan*

Konan: "Ugh!"

I'm sure you liked that Zetsu hmm?~

White Zetsu: 0////0

Black Zetsu: "Shut it."

Hidan you're up next.

Hidan: "I don't like any of these jacka**es here."

Then kiss Kazuku

Hidan: "F*CK YOU!!! NEVER IN THE F*CKING NAME OF JASHIN!!!!!!!!!!!"

DO IT.

Hidan: "HELL NO!!!!!!!!!!!"

I'll cut off your hands and burn them to ashes if you don't do it.

Hidan: "I DON'T GIVE A F*CK!!!!!!!!"

You won't be able to make sacrifices.

Hidan: "UGH!!! F*CK YOU. I'll f*cking do it, but you'll regret this!!!!"

Hidan: *Kisses Kazuku*

Kazuku: "You're paying me for this Author.

Fine miser.

Your turn Kazuku.

Kazuku: "I don't have a crush on anyone."

Then kiss Hidan

Kazuku: "There is not enough money in the world for me to do that willingly, but I don't seem to have a choice do I?"

Nope!

Kazuku: "Ugh fine." *Pulls down his mask and briefly kisses Hidan before putting his mask back on*

Hidan: "Y-YOU MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!"

Kazuku: "Oh please. I didn't enjoy that either, but it had to be done.

Don't lie Hidan. You loved every moment of that~

Hidan: *Flustered* "SHUT THE HELL UP YOU F*CKING B*TCH!! I'M GOING TO F*CKING MURDER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"

Your empty threats don't bother me. Tobi, your next. You have to kiss Deidera.

Tobi: "B-but Tobi doesn't want to take his mask off!"

Deidera: "No way! I'm not kissing him un!"

Fine. *Blindfolds everyone but Tobi*

There you go.

Tobi: *Kisses Deidera*

Tobi: *Puts mask back on*

*Everyone takes their blindfold off*

Deidera: "Ugh! I'm traumatized from this un!!!"

Itachi: "I'm gonna go eat some dango."

*Everyone leaves*

Well.... That was amusing...

Heheheh...