(A/N , Fav crack ship of 2020? Undyne x Kisame. They're both strong, independent fish people that like sharp weapons. Now all I need to do is introduce them. Mwahahaha. Sorry Itachi, you're not getting Kisame. Sorry Alphys, you ain't gettin' Undyne.)

Itachi: "Wtf?!! I used to have a girlfriend you know. I'm not gonna cheat on Izumi."

Dude, she's dead af.

Itachi: "STILL! Hn."

*BEEP*

[At the beach~]

Hey Kisame.

Kisame: "Yo."

There's another fish person I'd like to introduce you to~

Kisame: "So?"

Her name is Undyne and she's captain of the royal guard.

Kisame: "I still don't care."

I'll so you what she looks like.

Kisame: "As I said before, I don't care-"

This is what Undyne looks like~

Kisame: ".....Damn😳"

(Mwahahaha! My ship is taking hold! Now all I have to do is find Undyne!)

[In the Underground]

Hey Undyne!

Undyne: * Suplexing a huge boulder because she can*   "Yeah? What is it punk?"

There's this fish guy I want you to meet ~

Undyne: "Not interested."

He's a ninja~

Undyne: "So?"

I'll show you what he looks like.

Kisame: *Hiding behind a corner to she Undyne's reaction *

Undyne: "No really, you don't need to-

This is Kisame;

Undyne: "..."

Kisame: *Hopeful*

Well? Do you like him?

Undyne: "Am I supposed to be impressed or something?"

Kisame: *Cri in the corner *  "Hello darkness my old friend ~"