IM IN MY UNDERWEAR EATING AN ENTIRE PIZZA BY MYSELF AND THIS IS WHY IM SINGLE

But your not entirely single

Thats true. Im gonna marry this Pizza

Dude go for it.

Bold: Aries, Gemini, Scorpio, Capricorn, Virgo, Libra

Italic: Taurus, Cancer, Leo, Sagittarius, Aquarius, Pisces