Aries: OUT OF 7.2 BILLION PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD, YOU CHOOSE ME!?!

Taurus: Damn it I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN BUT NOOOO YOU JUST HAD TO GET ON THE PLANE, NOW SO LONG SUCKERS *Jumps with Cancer*

Gemini: my family get-togethers are worse than this, to be honest

Cancer: oh well, i lived longer than i expected *jumps with Taurus*

Leo: *Screams* HOW ARE YOU NOT AFFECTED BY THIS GEMINI!?!

Virgo: GUYS CALM DOWN WE STILL HAVE A PARACHUTE LEFT- WHO TOOK THE LAST PARACHUTE FOR GODS SAKE!?!

Libra: *somehow has the intro of peppa pig stuck on their head the whole crash*

Scorpio: why me why me why me why me oh hey why me why me *screams*

Sagittarius: *Cries* i never said goodbye to my dog, my pool, my gardener, my rock name rocky

Capricorn: HOW IS PISCES STILL SLEEPING!?! ( yea we can sleep anywhere, anytime)

Aquarius: pOkEr fAcEeEeE *sings the whole song*

Pisces: *dreams about aliens dancing ontop of trees*

Personally i think sleep means more to pisces than anything else. Libra is the funniest tbh (in my opinion) :>