Aries: whats my name. Where am i. (Any hollow fans?)

Taurus: WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD BIRDS BE SO EXCITED AT 5 AM!?

Gemini: Wheres my phone.

Cancer: today seems like a beautiful day to annoy someone

Leo: i didnt do my homework 

Virgo: coming mom!! uGhHhh

Libra: is it june.. or july... nah it definitely febuary. I think.

Scorpio: this is my hell..

Sagittarius: great, now i gotta open my eyes and do stuff.

Capricorn: please let this be a saturday, please let this be a saturd- DAMN IT

Aquarius: Early bird gets the worm! Well too bad coz i dont like worms *goes back to sleep*

Pisces: what did i do to deserve this torture? TELL ME