Aries: !?

Taurus: hahahaha wait what

Gemini: well, who wouldn't?

Cancer: Wrong choice my dude

Leo: I THINK I LIKE YOU TOO RANDOM PERSON

Virgo: *Awkwardness mode on*

Libra: Just why?

Scorpio: is this life? or a dream?

Sagittarius: Who paid you? Was it my dog?

Capricorn: How do I respond to this

Aquarius: Lets get married

Pisces: je no speak English, Je suis Russian, Vodka Vodka, Yes?