Aries: On a scale of 1 - 10 they're like 2. 

Taurus: Extremely evil

Gemini: Apparently a peacemaker

Cancer: Stabs you in their mind

Leo: Sugar & spice and everything nice

Virgo: thinks theyre evil but they arent

Libra: will blame it on someone else

Scorpio: Is a cinnamon bun. Just a bit irritable.(accept it that they arent evil guys, just a bit annoyed.) 

Sagittarius: the most evil of all

Capricorn: can accidentally start a war

Aquarius: satan.

Pisces: Either will hit you with a stick, or burn your house down, theres no in-between.

(Kinda changed it a bit, coz ik lots of scorpios thats angels, and since im a pisces, ik what to put for all other piceans QwQ)