A/N Sorry not sorry for the last one-shot but here's the Lightwood-Bane family to try and cheer you up. Max and Rafe are teens at this point. Alec's phone.

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Magnus ♥ created group Lightwood-Banes ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

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AL: Magnus we're in the same room

Rafa: Papa, seriously?

Magnus ♥: Why are you two like this?

AL: We have something called logic, Magnus, that's why

Magnus ♥: Come on, darling, cheer up a little

Maxie: If you call dad darling again I will actually be sick

Magnus ♥: No you won't Maxie, you're sitting on an expensive couch

AL: I don't really blame him, Magnus

Magnus ♥: Wow I'm wounded, sweetheart

AL: Stop using nicknames and stop winking at me 

Rafa: Wth was I added into

Magnus ♥: Language, Rafe

Rafa: I said what the heck

AL: Kids, should we just leave this group?

Maxie: Please

Magnus ♥: Don't you dare, Alexander. Or I'll put glitter on your sweater

Rafa: Such a scary threat

AL: It kind of is Rafe

Magnus ♥: Ha, I know how to convince you, Alexander 😉

AL: Delete that message right now, Magnus or I'm throwing your glitter out

Magnus ♥: Why?

AL: Don't even try and act innocent

Magnus ♥: What

Rafa: We understand the double meaning of your message papa

Magnus ♥: There is no double meaning!!!!

AL: Really?! Even the kids know, Magnus

Magnus ♥: I don't understand. I meant that threatening you with glitter convinces you to pretty much do anything. There is no double meaning. I can't even find a second meaning.

Magnus ♥: Oh. Wait.

Maxie: Finally

AL: I should be really concerned that you know these double meanings, Rafe and Maxie

Rafa: It's so not hard

Maxie: I second Rafe and also, please don't call me Maxie

Magnus ♥: It's a cute name. Like Alexander.

AL: For Raziel's sake, stop flirting

Magnus ♥: I was stating facts

Rafa: Max, can you please magic up a non expensive couch that I can throw up on

Maxie: Only if we can both be sick on it

Rafa: Deal

Magnus ♥: Seriously?! I haven't even said anything that bad

Magnus ♥: Would you like an example of bad?

AL: MAGNUS!

Magnus ♥: You love it when I do

AL: MAGNUS LIGHTWOOD-BANE!

Maxie: I'm about to be sick

Rafa: Me too

AL: I think I will be sick in a minute

Magnus ♥: Darling, you've heard me say worse

Rafa: I saw you winking. For actual Heaven's sake.

Maxie: I cannot bear to in this group a minute longer. It's scarring my mind.

Maxie left.

Magnus ♥: Oh

Rafa left.

Magnus ♥: OH

Magnus ♥: Don't you dare leave, Alexander. I love you

AL: Magnus there's something called private chat

Magnus ♥: Shush, darling

Magnus ♥: So about that bad stuff

AL: Magnus! Stop. The kids are still here

Magnus ♥: Not on the gc. If anything they'll just see you blush

AL: Magnusssss

Magnus ♥: Like you are blushing now

AL: You know what, I'm not going to look at my phone from now. You're sitting next to me so if anything happens to you I'll know. I can safely leave this group and not check if you message on private.

Magnus ♥: B... But 🥺🥺

AL: So dramatic. But anyway love you ta ta

Magnus ♥: Alexander!!!!

You left.

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Love, IC  ♥