A/N This is going to be a random texting story from the Merry Thieves plus Lucie, Cordelia and Anna. I'm fully aware group chats weren't there in those times but we're gonna roll with it. You're seeing it as if from James' phone, because why not. 

This chapter is a suggestion by and dedicated to TazTree 

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Christopher: Hi

Lu Lu: Hey, Christopher, please don't tell me you burnt something down again

Matthew: I will kill you if it's that

Christopher: It's not that....

JH: What is it?

Christopher: ....

Anna: My incredible brother wants a spell ingredient

Christopher: You think I'm incredible?!

Daisy: Not the point. As great as you are Christopher, what is this ingredient?

Christopher: Faerie fire

Matthew: Okay that's me out

Lu Lu: Why, Christopher?

Christopher: If I had that, I might be able to create a Portal kind of thing, but one that is a lot more flexible

JH: Our current Portals are good enough; you're going to hurt yourself

Matthew: You hurt yourself with paper once, Christopher. We're not getting you faerie fire

Anna: That's exactly what I said Matthew

Matthew: People with great fashion taste think alike 

Lu Lu: That is NOT the saying

Anna: It should be

Daisy: No

Thomas: Um guys, we're going off topic

Christopher: Tom!!!! I didn't know you were here

Thomas: I've been thinking of ways to lightly avert your mind from faerie fire

Christopher: Oh yes! I nearly forgot about that

JH: THOMAS! Why did you remind him

Thomas: Not all my fault!

Matthew: Christopher, do you want to play with Oscar?

Christopher: Who's that again?

Matthew: ....My dog.... that you've known for years

Christopher: Oh I remember that cute munchkin now

JH: Yeah, he's adorbale

Anna: Blah blah blah

Lu Lu: Don't let Christopher leave the house, Anna

Anna: Not planning on it

Christopher: Why am I in house arrest

Daisy: Because you're after faerie fire

Christopher: I'm trying to make the world better!!!

Thomas: When you're older maybe

Anna: Not even then. You're too irresponsible.

Matthew: That's one way to break it

Daisy: I seriously don't think any of us are helping Christopher right now

Lu Lu: What do you mean? He's not on a hunt for faerie fire. I think we're doing brilliant.

Christopher: Oh by the Angel! I really need some faerie fire!

Lu Lu: No

JH: No

Daisy: No

Matthew: No

Thomas: No

Anna: No

Christopher: Calm down! 

Anna: Promise you'll stay away from faerie fire

Matthew: Swear on Raziel 

Lu Lu: Maybe that's a bit extreme, Matthew

Matthew: Extreme is my middle name

Anna: I thought it was mine

Thomas: Off topic. Again. Seriously?!?

Matthew: We can't always be talking about saving Christopher. A man has to have some fun in life

Christopher: What are you exactly saving me from?

Anna: Your own ideas and experiments, brother

Christopher: I do not need saving

Matthew: You blew up a quarter of the Accademy

Christopher: You told me to!

Daisy: WHAT?

Lu Lu: wHaT?

Matthew: Only so I could be expelled along with Jamie

JH: And our secret is out

Matthew: Only our friends, it's fine

Lu Lu: Why?

Matthew: Jamie was getting expelled for something he didn't do. As a loyal parabatai, I got myself expelled

Daisy: I'd like to say parabatai goals but I'm not going to

Matthew: I think it is. Learn from us Luce and Cordelia

JH: Don't. Whatever you do, don't follow our example

Matthew: You wound me Jamie

Thomas: Guysss!

Matthew: Shut up, Tom, honestly. We're teaching Luce and Cordelia to be incredible parabatai

JH: No we are not

Matthew: Wound me again

Thomas: Seriously?!

Matthew: Yes. Besides, Anna can keep Christopher safe

Anna: I sure can!

Christopher: I don't need to be kept safe

Thomas: You really do and seeing you guys aren't doing anything productive, I'm leaving

Matthew: Cheerio!

Anna: I'm going to go as well... Need to try on a new waistcoat

Matthew: Do send a picture

Anna: Of course. Bye!

JH: See you

Lu Lu: Can we all just say bye and leave? This was so unneeded

Matthew: We stopped Christopher from getting faerie fire. It was very needed. But still, ta ta

JH: Thank the Angel. Bye!

Lu Lu: Written another scene, Cordelia!! Come up to my room!

Daisy: Coming! Bye everyone else

JH: Have fun

Daisy: Will do

Matthew: You coming over, Jamie?

JH: Sure, see you in a minute

Matthew: Great I won't be bored this afternoon. Prasie the lord.

Lu Lu: Interesting

Daisy: Very

Matthew: Shut up you two. Come on, Jaime. Time for our manly adventure.

JH: Coming but rephrase that sentence at some point

Matthew: No. 

JH: Okay. I should've known.

Matthew: Yes.

Christopher: Guys... what about my faerie fire?!

Christopher: No?

Christopher: Anna?! Why did you lock me in?!

Christopher: Whyyyyy

Christopher: You guys are so annoying

Christopher: My faerie fire...... Poor baby....

Christopher: You're all ignoring me....

Christopher: My baby.... Faerie fire.....

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A/N I have no clue what that was. Sorry if it was crap. If you didn't think it was crap please leave a vote and if you feel like it comment. Any suggestions for this book (or any of my others) are more than welcome.

Love y'all, IC ❤