So, I decided that I'm going to make multiple chapters of this extremely short series, I am hoping to get three or four chapters into this series, so I'll try to update on Saturday or Sunday as well, to kick off the new week of updating. So until Christmas there will be 2 updates. Maybe to make up the last weeks that I missed updating? So anyway, let's just get started.

P.S. Did you hear about the asshole who is trying to take the internet? I hope Congress burns that asshat in court. Bury him in the hole he crawled out of.

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Y/N joined Facebook just now!

Naruto Uzumaki sent Y/N a friend request!

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Y/N L/N
Do.. I know you?

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
No, but ur new to Facebook, so i thought u might be lonely !! :)

Seen

Y/N L/N
uhmmm.. alright.

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
:/ soooo what do u like to do?

Seen

Y/N L/N
Well.. I like to play my flute.

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
OH! So ur a sound ninja?

Seen

Y/N L/N
Uh, yeah. You're...?

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
I'm a leaf ninja! U know, when I was 12 my team and I ran into some really mean sound ninjas. But we kicked their asses, 'ttebayo!!

Seen

Y/N L/N
Your team huh?.. who are they?

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
Sasuke Uchiha AND the bestest most prettiest ninja ever! Sakura Haruno.

//Naruhina fans: *takes Olivia's book and throws it in firepit* you piece of shit author\\

Seen

Y/N L/N
"Most prettiest"? You didn't need "most."

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
U don't have to correctly my grammar

Seen

Y/N L/N
Sorry...

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
Do you celebrate Christmas?

Seen

Y/N L/N
.........yeah...

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
U WANNA COME TO MY CHRISTMAS PARTYYYYYY?

Seen

Y/N L/N
Dude, I'm in the Otogakure. You're in Konohagakure.

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
So?

Seen

Y/N L/N
No thanks...

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
WE'LL HAVE A CHRISTMAS PARTY ONLINE THENNNN :DDDD

Seen

Y/N/ L/N
Alright, fine.

Seen

Naruto Uzumaki
HURRAH!

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Naruto Uzumaki added Y/N to the chat!

Sakura Haruno
Who is y/n?

Seen by Sasuke Uchiha, Naruto Uzumaki.

Sasuke Uchiha
Hell if I know...

Naruto Uzumaki
S/he's new to Facebook! I added her and I decided to make an online Christmas party.

Seen by Sakura Haruno, Sasuke Uchiha, Y/N L/N.

Sakura Haruno
Ummmm..

Sasuke Uchiha
S/he's a fucking sound ninja, you dunce.

Y/N L/N
Yeah, and he invited me over to his house. You leaf ninjas still salty about what happened in the forest of death?

Seen by Sasuke Uchiha, Sakura Haruno, Naruto Uzumaki

Sasuke Uchiha
You fucking idiot. And screw off, "Y/N".

Sakura Haruno
How are you typing faster than me Sasuke?! Also, yeah! I'm still salty!

Naruto Uzumaki
Soo um yeah, I guess you won't love her/him but you know, let's be friends..????

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How is Sasuke typing faster than SAKURA?! WILL THE WORLD EVER KNOW? FIND OUT IN THE NEXT CHAPTER OF this shitty book. bye.