(woah. Hold up. This has like freaking 6K views, like when did we have 5K-)

Instagram's POV

Ugh, I hated work days. It was the worst days of the week: all I did was make sure all nsfw posts has a warning. Otherwise, boom! Gone.

I wonder why Tumblr is so "over-protected" when it comes to those things. She could have a good argument with PornHub...

Speaking of which, I haven't seen PornHub in a while. Hope he isn't getting up to mischief..

What am I saying? He's always up to mischief! As long as it isn't in a BAD way..

Like, you know, porn? Duh?

Just leave it! Only go in when you need to.. and if you need to..

Suddenly, my phone rang. It was weird for it to, but since it was in front of me it scared the life out of me.

I picked it up, and I was hoping it was nothing bad... but it was Facebook.

"Bro? Hello?" I asked.

"Insta! PornHub passed by, he was heading towards where you are! I'm guessing he's looking for YouTube," he explained, kinda panicking.

"Well, it's ok. YouTube isn't here. He's doing his work at home."
"But what about you?"
"I'll be fine! I won't tell PHub where he is."
"Ok, bye!"
"Bye."

Great. He was heading here. What as an excuse to say to PH?

All I could think of is 'I don't know!', but that's a stupid excuse. How about guiding PornHub to different places, and trying to get him away from YT? Nah, he's probably end up going to his house eventual-

I was interrupted in my thoughts by a loud and impatient knock on the door. "Great.." I mumbled, knowing it was PornHub.

I opened the door, and he was there. "Can ya unlock ya door? It's not like a robber's gonna bust in or anything!" He yelled in my face.

I think you're the robber here, you dingus.

"What do you want, you piece of crap?" I asked, demandingly.
"Wow, I'm so offended! Anyway, YT doesn't seem to be here. Where is he?"

I gulped. I wasn't 100% sure of my excuse yet, so I just went with the first thing that came to my mind.

"I saw him! Here! You dumbo, he is here!" Then I covered my mouth, but obviously it was just playing along, since he wasn't actually.

PHub raised one of his eyebrows. "Oh? Really? Hmm? Where?"
"I-I don't know! But I kn..know he's here somewhere, I'm s..sure of it!" I stammered.

Pfft, this guy seemed pretty convinced. I was about to bust into laughter, but I resisted not too.

"Well, he isn't! Obviously he isn't!"

YouTube's POV

I shut down my computer. I relaxed back in my chair, making it creak a bit. It was lovely to be away from PornHub, at home.

I mean, I think he was away.

I looked out my window, and saw some random apps walking up and down, not a lot, but a couple.

Luckily there was no PornHub.

My door creaked, and I saw Google walk in.
"Hey, Da-"
"We need to talk."

I gulped quietly. He seemed calm, yet the phrase sounded forced.

"Look, before you think you're in trouble, and you're gonna get spanked or something, you aren't. We just need to talk," he explained.

Oh. Guessing it was about PHub, huh.

He sat down in my bed, and I sat down next to him. "Look, I know your growing up, got a popular app, and.. it's kinda getting affected-"
"I know that," I interrupted.

Oh, whoops. I covered my mouth "er.. s..sorry."

"No, it's fine."
"Anyway, I want to talk about PornHub. He's always on someone's nerves. I know your an adult, but you gotta STAY AWAY from him. Even if that means moving out of the city," Google explained.

I almost gasped.

"No! I'm not leaving! Maybe this house, but not the city! It's MY home! Do I have to move out because of one STUPID app?"

No, I clearly don't! I decide whether I move out or not, not HIM!

"If it gets down to that, then you'll have to!"

I mean, he was right. I was gonna argue back, but I didn't. I'm not a baby. I don't need family to take care of me 24/7.

I sighed. "Yeah, but.. no."
"YouTube.."
"I mean no to myself! You're right, I'll have to move out eventually. Go live a life. You know what I mean?"

"You're already living a life. Just, one on your own. Please, I'm trying to protect you as a father," He explained.

He was right. He'd do anything for me. Anything to keep me safe.

Even if it means he'll never see me again.

(You can clearly see I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing... just going along with the plot. I've ran out of ideas, lmao. Any ideas for the next book? Also thank you all once again lysm ❤️❤️)