The first one-
When my grandpa or dad mischievously hit me on the backside :|

So my granddad and father had a 'tradition' (and most Asian families- in my opinion) that whenever someone was facing them at the back...

DEY GON SMACK DAT BOOTY

So I kinda have a tiny phobia of this XD

The second (and probably the last) one-

When nature calls and I answered- then someone was oblivious about my presence in my bathroom- and HECKING SWITCHED OFF DA LIGHTSZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

AHEM, I think that's about all of them XD

I may or may not update this XD