Messing with Bing.........Because shes my sister and I love her

For Bing101 because she was pestering me to update this book. And don't worry anyone reading this, The Thief's Hunter will be updated by tomorrow evening. That chapter was long and I was at the beach this weekend so no privacy. YOURE WELCOME BING 😘
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Libra: After spending 4 days in Australia I decide to pop back in. Well here we go!! Hehe.....*awkwardness* Hi guys.....

The guys: ......-_-

Riki: And you left why?

Libra: .....Because I'm an angel. All five of y'all's guardian angel and after joining Team Free Will I didn't exactly do as I was supposed to. I basically made sure you lived and I figured you would hate me and-

Riki: Hate you really?

Kenshi: No. We do not.

Hiro: We could never hate the pink ranger.

Libra: Purple please. I don't like pink.

Boss: Anyways we could never hate you.

Takuto: .......Never.......

Libra: AW!!! THANK YOU!!!! *massive group hug*

Takuto: GET OFF OF ME!

Libra: So.....Whatcha watchin?

Hiro: Clever Monkeys.

Libra: *joins them on couch, between Riki and Hiro* *butt vibrates*

What're you doing.
-Bing

Watching a docu. about monkeys. You?
-Libra

Nothing much.
-Bing

Monkeys like to get drunk off of leaves. I just watch m
-Libra

*monkeys get drink
-Libra

*drunk
-Libra

Weirdo
-Bing

Yea. I know. Monkeys live in a monarchal society much like Britain. Except in most cases females rule and there is no parliament and there are uprisings. And all monkey breeds are really focused on young. Like young come before the alpha and all that. People should be more like monkeys in that sense.
-Libra

*Commercials begin*

Libra: Hehe she's gonna hate me. 😈

Riki & Hiro: ??? *looks over my shoulder*

You were expecting a horse but got a goat. No one wants a goat. Pull. Peel. Play. Stronger healthier enamel. Le'go my Eggo. Simply call before you move.  Moving has never been more rewarding. Call toll free.
-Libra

What?
-Bing

Commercials
-Libra

Destination wild is the place to be. And we are back to Clever Monkeys. Oh that monkey is a black snub nose monkey. Monkeys are really similar to us. They even communicant inter species.
-Libra

*Communicate. Many are even bilingual. Amazing. Monkey who cried snake. Wow. Lower ranking monkeys will call out warnings so higher ranking monkeys won't take food.
-Libra

*Commercial starts again*

Libra: *giggles evilly* I'm so dead next time I see her.

Hiro: ~Wow~ Driving her crazy.

Libra: Give it time. You ain't seen nothing yet.

Riki: Here we go!

This is humira. Safe auto gets it. Enjoy the road ahead. Here's to friends that reach for greatness. Hershey is yours mine our chocolate.
-Libra

Dude what are you sending
-Bing

Commercials.
-Libra

We give you 60% more sheets. Ok we get it they scream. On Nat hep wild.
-Libra

Libra: Damn autocorrect

Hiro & Riki: *busts out laughing*

Libra: SHUSH YOU DIRTY MINDED FREAKS!! 😰😳

Kenshi Boss & Takuto: .......😶😑

*Nat geo wild. And back to clever monkeys.
-Libra

Libra stop
-Bing

Many species of monkeys leave the trees and humans are the only apes to do so. Hehehe. Am I driving you back into the trees? Hmmm? 80 or so baboons stick together for defense.
-Libra

I will mute you.
-Bing

Libra: *huff* How dare she?!

Riki: Pff.

Libra: Silence Crow-boy!!

All but Riki: Hahahahahahah

Riki: *huffs and pouts*

Last thing i swear I just saw baboons chase a cheetah..........You know you love me. GOOD NIGHT BINGY SLINKY!!
-Libra

Don't even start that.
-Bing

What part?
-Libra

The Bingy slinky part and tell me when you are going to update the book pleeaaasssseeeee
-Libra

Probably tonight or tomorrow.
-Libra

Libra: *lifts head*

Riki: What?

Libra: I can hear the fourth wall breaking. Oh well.

Okay
-Bing

*whoosh*

All: *looks behind them*

Gabe: I figured you needed to see your other brother. *motions to a blue-eyed black haired man in a trench coat*

Libra: CAAAASSS *tackles him in a hug*

Cas: Hello Libra.

Boss: Another angel?

Libra: Yes. This is my brother Castiel. Cas this is Riki, Hiro, Kenshi, Takuto, And Boss.

Cas: Hello.

The Guys: Hello.

Cas: Are they your charges?

Libra: Yes. Where are yours?

Cas: On a hunt.

Libra: And you're not with them?

Cas: I was until Gabriel brought me here.

Libra: Gabe take him back. Now.

Gabe: Why? They've died before. They will be fine.

Libra: GABRIEL!!!!!! No! Take him back now!! When they get through with the hunt all four of you can come and mingle. Now take him back to the boys. NOW!

Gabe & Cas: *flashes out*

Libra: Like Comment Follow Enjoy!!

Riki: Who are 'the boys'?

Libra: *launches into the basics of SPN*

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