Desperately, she was hurling her 600 pounds of fat at the door. Trying to escape, she found a fire extinguisher and repeatedly beat the door handle with it. 15 minutes later, the door handle came off. The moment of truth, she pushed on the door. It worked! Yea yeah, Janet is back in business peeps! She was going back and forth loading the truck box after box. 30 minutes of hardcoreness later, the urge to sleep was closing in. Must stay up. MUST STAY UP! She fell asleep.

(Scott the Hershey's worker POV) I thought I was going to have a typical workday. I wish future me could have traveled back in time to that exact moment and said "Dude you're wrong." and then left. That day I was checking the inventory when- what the heck is that fat lard doing by the caramels?! "Jerry I found a unconscious fat lady by the caramels." Jerry came running over. Complete shock covered his face. "That's Carmela the culprit from the news." he said. "Really!" I said in a surprised tone. "Do you even watch TV?!" he said. "No" I said, Jerry facepalmed.

(Jerry's POV) Who doesn't watch TV !?! Seriously Scott seriously.

(Scott's POV) Jerry doesn't need to facepalm over the fact that I watch TV! Who does that!?!

(Jerry's POV) I do that!!

(Scott's POV) How can you read my POV?

(Jerry's POV) How can you read mine !?!

(Scott's POV) Shut up Jerry were getting off topic. Anyway I called the cops and the response lady said " What's your emergency?" "I work at the Hershey's factory, and I found a fat lady sleeping by the caramels." I replied. She said "Oh that's Carmela the culprit! We'll come right away." I said an"Why does everybody know that!?!" She said "Do you even wa-" I hung up.

(Shelby's the response lady POV) Who doesn't watch TV !?!

(Jerry's POV) I know right!?!

(Scott's POV) Off topic again!!

(Janet's POV) I woke up to the sound of sirens. Shoot it's the cops. I tried to run but some stupid officer tackled me. WHYYYYY!!!!!!! They took me to jail, but wasn't the end of me.

THE END HAHA NOT!!!!!