Hold on, hold on, hold on, fuck outta here, cause we gotta have a conversation.

WWE, what the fuck is going in your company, man? Does the Saudi money mean nothing to you when you literally have more than enough to hire other musicians to make theme songs for your talent who have characters that need music to represent who they are and how they compete?

Listen, I'm not trying to hate on how people earn their bags, I'm not trying to make fun of how they make their money, but it's been a total of six months since we started getting better entrance themes, and now all of a sudden, you just thought, "Nah, let's keep these guys since they're the only ones in the world who can make music", no, they're not!

And seriously, ever since Triple H started having the product become more of a joke than the recent Grammys ceremony, it's as if lying through his teeth was gonna be convincing, and I will admit, I have walked on eggshells trying to like what WWE has been producing since I gave up on AEW in late 2023, but now this just took the cake, if not, the entire bakery.

If you're wondering why I'm so upset right now it's because def rebel happens to be still employed by the company, and decided to give Stephanie Vaquer an entrance song that so shit it made the song notes' ancestors cry!

Now, granted, even if we're starting to get better music, how are we still getting shit themes with those three idiots still employed?

I mean, we literally just got old entrance teams back like Shinsuke Nakamura, Kairi Sane, Asuka, and now they're bringing back shit themes for Jordynne Grace and now Stephanie Vaquer?

I listened to the song myself and the first thing that came to my brain was I wanted to fucking vomit. It was one of the most ear soring songs I think I've ever heard in my life. I'd rather listen to the sounds of a slaughterhouse than listen to this song again.

To spare you guys the possibility of going more deaf than Stephanie's ol' man Myles Borne, I won't put up a video of what it sounds like, but the worst part about it is that the opening guitar riff in the beginning of the song keeps going on a loop, as if def rebel thought we were getting a new superstar to debut for WWE.

AS IF WE DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS ALREADY! We've known this bitch since late 2024 and yet you think that we're dumbasses who don't know who Stephanie Vaquer is?

I swear, six DUIs and an IQ score of 20 has to be a requirement to work in this "music department"!

It makes no sense, man. "Bury Me" was PERFECT for Stephanie, it didn't need changing, only the way she enters for her matches and segments is what needed to change, but instead of fixing that, they decided to have def rebel, being the worst songwriters since the exposure of Nickleback, decided to give her a song that is not it.

To quote Jim Cornette, "And the people hated that shit!", at least my knowledge, because I've seen so many people take X to show their displeasure of the new song!

And here are just a few of 'em...

Really, I have no problem with people earning however they can, but here's the problem I have with this: on numerous occasions, when a new wrestler debuts or they return or they needed to reinvent their character, they have to have new music and def rebel are the first people to do it instead of actual musicians who are talented enough and love wrestling enough that they're able to create a theme for that particular wrestler.

Look at Downstait, for example.

They have a very healthy relationship with WWE, as they produced themes for Matt Cardona AKA Zack Ryder, The Miz, Cody Rhodes, Elayna Black FKA Cora Jade in NXT, and yet WWE doesn't want to collab with them anymore.

It's also been reported that Metro Boomin...

...wants to work for WWE and create themes for the wrestlers, and on top of that, he's a HUGE wrestling fan who grew up watching WWE and he wants to help out in the music department, but no. The company just wants to rely on three untalented artists who know nothing about music, and use AI to make the entrance themes that sound more generic then the rock themes from the WWE 2K games!

I'm serious, my love/hate relationship with WWE is as stable as Lizzo walking on stilts: I'm at the point of losing my mind over this! def rebel needs to go! In fact, they need to die!

Blow their shit up, leave no survivors! Don't let them get away with making any more songs.!A matter of fact, kill them all, trap them and shoot them dead, like when Michael Corleone hired his henchman to kill the bosses of the five families!

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"Freedom, that's evil! Don't you think that's taking things too far? It wouldn't make us better than them!"

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Make sure these motherfuckers get the message that they need to be put out sooner than later, because they need to suffer, and in order for them to suffer, we need to send them to jail, but before we put them behind bars, we need to send them to the TORTURE CHAMBER!

And there's one person who will be entering to get all the answers we need...

CHRIS!!!!!!

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