Alright, welcome back guys and guys with no dicks. If you're reading this, this is not a rant, this is a passion project that I've been wanting to do since this South Park version of Saddam Hussein...

...decided to come back and fuck WWE in the ass once again with his out of touch entitlement.

I'm a big wrestling fan and sometimes when it comes to that sport, there has to be carefully planned storylines and how to make it interesting but there comes a time where it all doesn't matter and it's going to be a mess, which is now starting to piss me off because this old fuck with a porn star 'stache could not go a while without getting involved with a company that should be in good hands with his son-in-law who clearly knows how wrestling works.

And now, I just had enough. I thought that after the allegations towards him would push him away from the company, but nope.

He's not a guy that would rather sit at home and enjoy retirement after running the company for 35 years. Fuck that. He'd rather be in the company calling all the shots and do what he thinks what's right.

It's okay guys. Don't worry. We don't have rights around here, only he does, according to him apparently.

You thought that he'd go away and just let his son-in-law run the company? Absolutely not, without doing an illegal hostile takeover on his own company and claim that he's here to stay and he thinks that everything that Triple H is doing is wrong when he's thinking he's right when clearly he's in the wrong.

When WWE is doing great and there's one thing that the fans seem to love, it's like the Bat Signal shining on Vince McMahon him-fucking-self.

"Oh, this segment, it's all wrong, pal! I gotta get back to the company, pal! I gotta perform a hostile takeover, tell everyone I'm back, and get back in creative because Paul's doing something wrong with my product, pal! Bitch lasagna, pal!"

Wendy's Baconator.

What the fuck did he think he was going to accomplish? Like, selling the company is one thing, but getting back in creative is another because what was the fucking point of going into retirement and then taking back the company that was doing just fine without him?

I might as well start calling him "Vinny Mush" because everything he touches turns to mush, like his own company.

Vinny Mush seriously sunk the whole world with coming back to the company and getting back with Creative at this point.

In my honest opinion, everyone in the back should just quit the company and work for someone else because it's been reported that Vince being back in Gorilla was heart-wrenching and just scary to witness according to those who have seen him.

I mean, this old man just destroyed every bit of happiness, enthusiasm, joy, excitement, and all the things that the wrestlers have been able to get. He just ruined every single thing that should've been preserved.

If Vince McMahon didn't come back to creative, it would've given everyone a smile on their faces and a boner/wet pussy in their pants as he's the exact opposite of happiness in wrestling. Vinny Mush just doesn't understand modern wrestling and he would kill to have it all erased and non-existent in his company.

I was hoping to see Kairi Sane come back to the WWE, but now that Vince McMahon is now in charge of creative again, I'm gonna do myself a favor and just want her to go to AEW instead because he ruined her character once and I don't want to see that happen a second time.

At this point, Vince McMahon has to be arrested and put in jail after what he just did because there's no reason for him to do all of this when the WWE was just doing fine without him. It's like that one time where Edge got betrayed by the Judgement Day and Finn said that they are fine without The Ultimate Opportunist and he tries to make it all right.

The WWE doesn't need Vince in charge when HHH and Shawn Michaels were running all three brands just fine. Like, Vinny Mac doesn't need to be involved anymore. He's done enough for the company and he should've just retired for real and play with his grandkids because after what happened, Vince's days are indefinitely numbered since the government is going to have a warrant against him at some point down the road.