Alright, welcome back guys and guys with no dicks, if you do have a dick, then I highly recommend you take a few viagra and give your woman the pleasure she deserves...

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...because we're gonna be talking about former TNA Tag Team Champion and one of the few wrestlers who supposedly earned Minoru Suzuki's respect, is Davey Richards.

We all know him, we really wish we didn't.

As some of you probably know, or don't, depending on what kind of wrestling fan you are, but Davey just ended his career after reports of allegations came to the surface about domestic violence against his wife Angelina Love.

I really want to say that this isn't true but after hearing about this and seeing the reports, only one thing comes to mind and it's this: I fucking wanna go rogue. He had to slapbox his own wife just to get the life he wanted.

To save you guys the pain and the sadness of what her bruises look like, I won't pull up any pictures, mostly because I got morals, but the worst part about it is that it's been going on for years. I'm not talking about recently, it's been going on for years, maybe a decade, I don't know, but I do know that Davey managed to get away with it by acting like it's a normal thing in the life.

Like, he treats everyday life like wrestling when he's punching his opponent at a fast pace, except this time it's his wife's face, and I hate to admit that I believe in equality with fighting women, but if you beat your woman up to the point where reports of abuse start to surface, then your reputation is basically like the WWE Women's Tag Titles, dead in the water and unsalvageable.

Just last week, 411mania.com reported that Davey has since retired from wrestling for good, but the problem was that he thought he had a choice to retire but no! He had no choice but to get out of wrestling for good!

From the reports I was getting, Team Ambition from MLW had to split ties with the man looking like one of the genderbent possums off of "Ice Age"...

...as well as many other companies decided to do the same.

I say good riddance because he looks like Chris Pratt if he never showered...

...and I can't get my hand around because I have a question: I know that he was a technical wrestler but why does his face look like an improper fraction?

His face looks like Squidward when he got done with plastic surgery on his fucking face.

Anyway, you could unpack the suitcase, but as a matter of fact, you can throw the suitcase out the fucking window because right now, I have to address this situation and try to stay as calm as possible.

Soon after the reports were at the surface, Davey decided to make it clear that he was retiring from wrestling by saying the following...

"Hello everyone -

Wow, what a couple of days.

There are allegations of Domestic Violence
against me.

The allegations I adamantly deny and if you look on casenet in MO under my name Wesley David Richards you'll see there are no charges filed against me.

However, I do understand the industry's stance on this matter.

Everyone should feel safe at shows and I do not want to be the person whom damages that. The pic being posted of my wife's eye is from training and we regulatory train in martial arts as many of the students have have got black eyes and such.

Again, no charges were filed and I deny these allegations but I must do what is right and not what I want.

So I am canceling myself.

This great sport is far too wonderful for anyone, including myself to tarnish it.

I will wrap up my shows this weekend and I will be retiring from professional wrestling.

Please continue to support Team Ambition and this sport.

Davey"

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What the fuck did you try to accomplish by saying that? It sounds like he's working with Dan Shnieder trying to come up with something to tell everyone that his career is dead and his ass came up with this!

Davey, what kind of pity party are you looking for because you ain't getting one from me, or my brother, or the friends I've made on this app. You're a 40 year old man with a nose looking like the size of a piece of cheese.

Why would anybody wanna sympathize your abusing ass?

I thought I smelled the shit from the statement he just put up.

You have the audacity to put this up, thinking you can get sympathy after all the years you hit your wife like Chris Brown and beat her to shit? Like, it's not one of those times where you think you made a mistake. What you did was a fucking choice!

To me, a mistake is when we slip and fall, what you did was a choice and that choice was to beat up your wife on the regular!

All in all, I think it's safe to say that his career is over, his reputation is gone, his wife left him, along with his children, and, yeah, I guess everything he had.

I mean, he tried to take abuse to the third power, now he's gonna get his asshole squared out in the prison showers by a man named Meathead III.

Look, before I end this, I want to set something straight, I may sound like a tough guy and try to make people laugh, I want share that my mom was abused herself as well, not physically, but verbally and mentally and her pain was shared to my family.

The shit cherry on the shit cake was that couple years ago, my dad, younger brother, and myself were American Civil War reenactors (I know some people will give me a hard time and say that we're promoting racism or some shit, but try to understand that we were trying to keep history alive rather than promote any of that) and somehow, my dad had enough and decided to go rogue on my brother and just because he thought we were being ungrateful after all the years growing up, which was the exact opposite.

To save you guys the emotion and the pain we went through, I won't go into detail, but the worst part about it all was that it happened on my brother's 20th birthday that day and it was so bad that I didn't want anything to with the bastard anymore.

So after that and a couple days later, after everything my family had gone through, my mom finally divorced him and we now reside in Warwick, NY.

Like it was the best thing that's ever happened to me because I've been wanting to live in the countryside of NY for a long time, being my own person and not having any more problems, but besides all of that, my dad was very strict.

He wanted me to do what he wanted in college rather than do what I wanted to do. He had everything restricted, my bank account, he almost killed my love life by trying demoralize me in finding someone. He even tried to get me to get with a girl I barely know.

I wish I could get a picture of what she looked like, but I quickly found out it was my cousin and thank Jesus I didn't do that because number one, incest is illegal in many states except Alabama, and number two, it's against my fucking morals.

Now, I don't have to worry about that anymore because I found the girl I wanna spend the rest of my life with and I'm now engaged to her.

I really am grateful for everything I had to go through and to be fair, I had to fight back against my father and defend my own family from his wrath. The thing about me fighting back is that I don't regret it.

The reason I don't regret beating up my father after all the abuse we had taken from him, and I think this might surprise a lot of people, if I didn't come to this part of my life, I probably wouldn't have been able to be the person I'd want to be today.

I really feel like stories like this should be scared and I don't want anyone to feel like there's no way out. There always is and there's always someone to talk to and if anyone is suffering from domestic abuse, please do find help. And if there is anyone out there that abuse their loved ones or anyone close to you, go to a mental institution. Take a submarine into that bitch. I don't care how you do it because sure enough in the near future, your own family will be planning a revenge plot against you.

Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the rant and if you did, be sure to slap the vote button before your partner/spouse slaps you. Hit the follow button for daily updates on books or anything in particular!

I'll see you guys later.

I'm out.