You look like a 'roided up Stewie Griffin from Family Guy if his head wasn't an oval.

Alright welcome back guys and guys with no dicks.

First off, I'm not a podcast listener by any means and I really try to stay out of drama to where it doesn't involve me. However, I will listen to clips from Jim Cornette's podcast half the time and hear what he thinks about some certain matches and his takes on situations while I give my take on them, but when someone says the wildest shit by dunking on someone's dead mom, calling out Hall of Famers that don't deserve the inductions, and just being an asshole in general on certain issues, that's when I start to have a bit of a problem.

Because anyone can have a fanbase and not everybody deserves one as the guy I'm gonna be talking about has to do with Ryan Reeves, or better known as Ryback.

Ryback has been a wrestler in WWE since 2010 and was always a promising prospect for the promotion until 2016 when he was released.

His matches and performances are the last things I wanna go on about, but all I can tell you is that his run in the big dub wasn't bad and it could've gotten better if he wasn't so fucking reckless, almost setting the path for one Nia Jax.

Anyway, the reason I'm doing this is that it's not about his career, it's more of his behavior and hot takes on Twitter and social media, including his own YouTube channel called RybackTV, which has almost 500K subscribers, which really surprised me because I bet if Billy Corgan of NWA signed him, it could've been Tyrus vs Ryback for the NWA Championship with no fans in attendance because that's how RyAss is the guy we all know and don't love.

I'm going off topic and I apologize, but without any more blabbering, let's just get right into this shit.

The first thing that I wanna talk about is very the worst thing that I ever had to cover and it has to do with V McMahon's mother passing away and Ryback going out of his way to insult the guy's mom get domestically abused and calling her a whore as she tried to make ends meet as the guy was a child.

Yeah, no wonder why everyone hates you, bro.

Listen, we all had that time in our lives where we wish we weren't related to our mom, but for Ryback to tweet this out at the time when the Commander of The SA Brigade's mother passed away, at 102 not to mention, that is purely out of taste.

I mean, Hunchback out of 300...

...had gotta be sniffing on crack when he put it out there because this was just poor timing and the worst thing he could've ever put out for the entire world to see.

However, it wasn't the only thing he tweeted out against VKM as he would tell a story about his time on commentary and how VKM would never say anything bad about him but if he did, he would give him the beats as he was an asshole to many others.

He would also go on to say that WWE controlled mic levels and if they were wanting a certain wrestler to be pushed, they'd play the entrance music louder and the mic sounding more clearer than a crystal, even though he would take a shot at the former CEO by saying that the former competitor for the Big Dub Mansoor with Steve Austin's entrance song still wouldn't be over as the product sucked more than Riley Reid at a Christmas.

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At this point, with the amount of stuff he said and had done, I bet that if you talked to him in one ear, air would fly out the other. In fact, I'm convinced that if you put the guy's brain in a bird, that shit would fly backwards. That's how you know this motherfucker's stupid as shit because common sense really isn't that common anymore, and the way he goes about it is just something nobody would want to associate with.

I'm serious, I ain't here to build lives, assholes, I'm here to destroy them, the only tears that's coming out of my eyes for Simon Miller's stepcousin with Asperger's is straight yellow.

The next bit has to do with the Douchebag, I mean, Ryback, calling CM Punk's ankle injury as karma because in 2014, Cookie Monster Punk had quit the company thanks to frustration and called Ryback reckless, injuring on some occasions.

When Punk debuted in All Excrement Wrestling in 2021, Punk managed to have a decent run until a few weeks after AEW's Double Or Nothing where he had to relinquish his AEW Championship due to an ankle injury, making Johnny Sins' autistic cousin, Washroom Rights...

...to tweet out, "Karma rules".

People actually pointed out on Twitter that his tweet made no sense and I have to agree.

Now I would be lying and say that I didn't enjoy Punk being hurt because the thing is, I did, but never to where I would be a balded idiot and say that it was karma and it's bit him in the ass or some stupid shit like that.

I know what you guys are thinking already, "Freedom, you hate both Punk and Ryback, don't you think it's a bit hypocritical of you to side with The Big Guy?" Well, of course it's hypocritical, and I'll have no problem admitting that because while I hate Punk with a passion, I'm still conflicted on whether the stories about him in AEW was true or not.

And Ryback, he's the perfect example of acting before thinking as he's the kind of guy to do something before realizing what he did was a mistake, like his wrestling poll, which I'll get to later on, but I wanna set the stage for the amount of stuff I gotta get through and try not make it look like a Hobbit movie with the many controversies Ryback had gotten involved in.

The next part actually hits home for me because I have the same exact condition and I'll be lying if I didn't say that I'm scared about dying from it one day as it has to do with Ryback's tweet about Triple H having his cardiac scare in late 2021 as he said, and I quote,

"You ended up being the biggest disappointment for me personally from loving you growing up, but I wish you well in retirement and future good health."

Yeah, spoken like a true scholar, Ryback. And you know what? I'm just gonna complain to the chef who made my meal and say that he put his baby gravy onto my salad. Fuck him!

How can the guy just sit there and live with himself after bashing HHH for having a bad heart at that point in time? I mean it when I said it hit home for me, because I got a heart condition myself and there were times where I legitimately thought I was gonna have a cardiac attack when they don't turn out to be the case.

Having a bad heart is no joke and I highly recommend that you guys keep yours healthy in the coming future because there will be a day where we'll die like it's an episode of 1000 Ways To Die or some shit.

We're almost at the end because I wanna cover the most important things while covering 'roided up Mr. Clean as the next bit has to do with Undertaker going on Joey Rogan's podcast and calling the current wrestling landscape "soft".

And this can be backed up because in the 60s, 70s, and 80s, kayfabe existed and social media wasn't even a thing. The fans thought wrestling was real and there were many occasions where wrestlers hurt and fans were trying to kill them. Like, for example, in the 80s or so, can't remember the year, the Midnight Express and Jim Cornette cheated to win a tag team match as fans started rioting and trying to get to the three guys.

Cornette, out of fear, pulled out a gun and fired a few shots at the ring mat to escape the rioting crowd before they were killed. That's how hardcore the wrestling scene was back then, but now, I'm not gonna knock Undertaker for saying that wrestling's gone soft because one, it's fucking stupid, and, shocker, he came from a different time period where he worked as a wrestler until 2020, so I don't see any reason to hate him for those remarks, especially when he's a legend in the business.

How does that tie into Ryback? It's simple, he defended his points as if he was around that time period when he was clearly the fuck not.

He tweeted,

"Listening to @undertaker on @joerogan and it's a great listen. The men and women that came before us were cut from a different cloth and as humans we learn from our past. The wrestling business will continue to evolve and improve, but nothing but respect, incredible story!"

I mean, it is true that men were men, but Ryback's gotta be this stupid to even defend the comments with that statement.

Now I'm gonna move on before I start controversy myself lmfao.

The second to last part has to do with sexist remarks as Ryback claimed that a young woman called him out for giving out sexist remarks about the female competitors and badmouthing them to where it was hurtful and offensive.

Ryback even claimed that it was all clickbait and talked to his friend Pat buck by saying,

"I even talked about women wrestlers of today are all beautiful and that I enjoy their matches in
WWE, but nobody heard any of that stuff; they only heard the 'shake your a**' part, which is the easiest thing for people to call me a sexist.

"Oh, you're a sexist. Ryback is as big of a sexist as there is on this planet, so that started in whatever night that it was that will become the next thing that they are going to try and latch on to."

I'm really tired at this point guys, my brain is about to rot from all the research I do on these papers and I might as well hire a therapist for the therapist I'm gonna be talking to after this if I ever start to go insane.

Anyway, we all love the females and there are times where we have a crush on them for how cute and beautiful they are as I'm one of you guys as well, except I'm a huge fan of the Japanese wrestlers like Io Shirai, Kairi Sane, Asuka, and many others like Natsupoi of Stardom, who I plan on doing a fanfic on later on this year as a tribute book to Hana Kimura, rest in peace, since they make everything look and sound real, probably better than our other female counterparts who try.

Reason I say that is because in Japan, everything they do is hard hitting and very stiff while everything is like ballet, and that's the kind of wrestling I prefer, even though I don't have the money to pay for Stardom or New Japan yet. I have a million different reasons why I love Japanese wrestlers but I only mentioned half of them throughout my time in Wattpad, give or take.

However, with Ryback saying all this shit about the female competitors, it's just asinine, and sure, it may sound like he's not sexist, but at the same time, with the many other controversies I just covered, there's a high likelihood that he is since he's that much of a clown and a loser I might add.

Ryback, you're something what I would call Weaponized Autism.

You're that much of a dumpster ass to where you make everyone hate you with the amount of statements you put out and that's why you have a bunch of cockswallowers in your social media circle to defend everything you say because you don't know when sometimes it's not our turn to talk.

The second to last thing has to do with the polls he put up years ago where he let us, the fans, decide where he would go to wrestle again, WWE, Impact, or AEW.

All I can tell you is that everyone was delighted, many chose WWE, many chose AEW, many chose Impact and it set the world on fire as we waited for the return of our hero!

WHICH IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF WHAT HAPPENED!

Because on the first poll, he did put out WWE, AEW, Impact, and retire. And the fans chose the following...

Yeah, talk about a straight flush because nobody wants to see your clown ass return to wrestling because of how much of a loser you are. You get yourself into so much controversy that you don't understand why you're getting so much hate for everything you say and it's no wonder everyone doesn't want you back.

Alas, Ryback decided to put up the poll again, but this time, say that the votes he'd gotten the first time were fraudulent and it has nothing to do with a sponsor he has going on, which is FMMNutrtion, calling the new poll the Offical Vote, as it can greatly impact his future and pleaded on his knees with his hands together and begged everyone to not vote "retire", which is exactly what the people of Twitterdome did.

Soon after that, he decided to take the polls down, never putting them back up forever while backtracking his intentions of wrestling again, acting more of a pussy despite looking like he's destroying it all the time.

The last thing I wanna cover is actually very fitting because Wrestlemania is coming up this weekend, in early March of this year, WWE announced that Paul Heyman was going into the WWE Hall of Fame as the first inductee in the class of 2024.

It was very awesome, considering that he was the founder of ECW in Philadelphia, where Wrestlemania is taking place.

But Ryback being the guy we all know and don't love, with his brain being the equivalent of a hot pocket spinning in a microwave, he decided to dunk on Paul with a video that he put out on his YouTube channel, which I'll show now just so you guys can get some context of what he was talking about.

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I feel like I don't have to explain my disdain for this bald headed abominable prick, like I even need to, but the last time I checked Ryback, you're a Grade A piece of shit as well. You literally have one of the worst reputations in the history of wrestling and for you to call out one of the greatest managers in the history of the sport is more diseased than Magic Johnson at a gloryhole shop.

So I don't see any reason for you to sit there and think you're the best thing since the second coming of Christ while living with yourself.

I think I'm gonna wrap it up here, and that's for my own sanity, because I feel like I'm about to lose my mind if I keep talking about him.

All I can say is that Ryback should never be involved with wrestling again, his hot takes get him backlash wherever he goes, his comments are distasteful to where it's more bland than the UK culinary field, sorry my fellow Irishpeople, and he should never be allowed to be talked about again.

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I'm out.