GET OUTTA HERE YOU TALENTLESS FUCKING CUCKS! HOLY SHIT!

THE GUY ON THE TOP RIGHT LOOKS LIKE JOEY STYLES IF HE WAS THE SURVIVOR OF AN ARSON CRIME!

GET YOUR ASS ON! THE BASTARD ON THE BOTTOM LEFT LOOKS LIKE VIOLENT J ON A METH OVERDOSE!

THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT LOOKS LIKE A GREAT VALUE ADAM SANDLER!

THESE THREE LOOK LIKE THE KINDA DUMBASSES TO WIPE TOILET PAPER UP THEIR BACK EVERY TIME THEY TRY TO WIPE THEIR ASSES!

THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM LEFT LOOKS LIKE BUZZ OFF OF HOME ALONE BUT INSTEAD OF SPREADING FALSE INFO ON THE NEIGHBORS, HE'S SELLING OFF-BRAND HOODIES!

THE GUY ON THE BOTTOM RIGHT, THAT AIN'T LOGAN FROM X-MEN...

...THAT'S PAUL FROM Y-HUMAN! GET YOUR ASS ON! YOU LOOK LIKE RYAN GOSLING IF HE WORKED A HIMS COMMERCIAL!

GET YOUR ASS ON! THE TOP RIGHT GUY'S EYEBROWS LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE DRAWN ON, THEN ERASED, AND THEN WERE DRAWN RIGHT BACK!

IN FACT, HE LOOKS LIKE JIM CORNETTE IF HE WORKED AT MEN'S WAREHOUSE!

THESE THREE, THEY WERE SENT TO DEATH ROW STUDIOS, THEY SAW THEIR ASSES, AND THEY SENT THEIR ASSES RIGHT BACK! "Nnnnno!"

BOTTOM LEFT GUY, YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF THE BAND FOR SMOKING A FRENCH FRY! *pufffffffff and exhale* "OH YEAH! THAT'S THE SHIT!" LOOKIN' ASS BITCH! YOU GOT A WANING CRESENT LOOKING ASS BEARD ON YOUR CHIN! "HONEY, WHAT'S THE TIME OF NIGHT RIGHT NOW?!" "I DON'T KNOW, LET ME CHECK UNDER THAT CHIN!"

SHUT YOUR ASS UP! TOP RIGHT GUY, THE ZODIAC KILLER CALLED AND HE WANTS HIS GLASSES BACK! IN FACT, WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE HIS COUSIN WITH ASPERGER'S?

BOTTOM LEFT GUY, YOU'RE FAMOUS IN YOUR CITY FOR COMBING YOUR HAIR WITH YOUR HAND!

BOTTOM RIGHT GUY, YOU'RE FAMOUS IN YOUR TOWN FOR WIPING YOUR ASS WITH YOUR TOOTHBRUSH!

AND TOP RIGHT GUY, YOU'RE FAMOUS FOR DRIZZLING HOT HONEY ON YOUR FACE!

IN FACT, YOU ALL ARE PERFECT EXAMPLES OF BLOWING YOUR NOSE INTO THE SAME TISSUE YOU WIPED YOUR ASSES WITH!

BOTTOM LEFT GUY LOOKS SO STUPID HE THOUGHT SUBWAY WAS A NEW RAILWAY STATION!

GUY FIERI OFF OF WISH LOOKING ASS! IN FACT, HE CALLED AND HE SAID HE WANTS HIS WIG BACK!

GUY ON THE TOP RIGHT LOOKS LIKE HE CHEWS WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN TOO! HE ALMOST LOOKS LIKE RUSSELL FROM "UP" WHEN HE FOUND OUT REDDIT AND HENTAI AFTER THE OLD MAN DIED!

BOTTOM RIGHT GUY LOOKS LIKE A MARGARITAVILLE RESIDENT OF THE MONTH!

IN FACT, HIS EAR LOOKS LIKE A RICE KRISPI ELF'S EAR!

BOTTOM LEFT GUY'S NOSE LOOKS LIKE MELISSA MCCARTHY IF SHE WERE TRYING TO TWERK!

IN FACT, I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THEM! THEIR MUSIC IS SOULLESS, THEY CAN'T PRODUCE SHIT, THEY GOT LINT BALLS IN THEIR ASSHOLES, AND THEY CAN SUCK MY DICK AS KARMA COMES BACK TO THEM!

*HACK* *SPITS*!

MOTHERFUCKERS!