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I would feel less guilty if I donated my hard earned money to OnlyFans and PornHub than give one single cent of my income to two soulless degenerates of Hollywood.

Real talk though, if anybody genuinely believes that they're the best thing for a company that contains a sport people have ever loved since the beginning, I believe they probably move their panties to the side and let their girl peg them and wipe toilet paper up their back every time they try to wipe their ass.

I believe it's really a dream to work for the biggest wrestling company in the world, meaning WWE, but The Rock has decided to make it a literal nightmare for the people around him: inserting himself into a match that didn't need to happen while Cody Rhodes was on fire after winning the Royal Rumble, inserting himself in a main event that was meant for wrestlers like CM Punk who earned it, becoming a walking propaganda for his tequila brand, asking people in the lower class for money instead of donating his own to the Maui relief fund, and on top of that, ruining the 41st Wrestlemania by coming in to "enhance" a storyline and then dipping when the fans needed him to make the show better.

I really believe Karma can bite people in the ass every now and then, but The Rock is the perfect example of creating a storm for themselves and becoming upset when it rains.

He's had this for a long time coming now and I know I'm later than a Kim K period, but it's better late than never for this and with the amount of controversies this guy created, the day The Rock feared the most about his true nature has now dawned upon a lot of people, even though some knew it from the beginning, so I'm gonna try to summarize everything that went down and highlight the signs over the years that The Rock being a horrible person is not surprising in the slightest.

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The Rock is a famous celebrity that everyone around the world pretty much knows who he is. At first glance, you might see him as Ralph Macchio...

...but his personality is exactly like the Homelander...

...always having this badass persona and then do some heinous shit behind the scenes.

I honestly don't understand why people continue to love him after all the shit he's done the last year and a half and not giving a literal donkey-ass fuck about wrestling in general.

It almost makes Hazuki from 2019 look genuine when you compare the two.

The way Rock has been handling himself is really no short of unremarkable because every time he shows up, he leaves a stain, in fact, a mess since his dickbrain can't help himself with wanting the spotlight so much.

The main reason I'm calling The Rock a guy who shouldn't be allowed to live is because of the controversies his dumb ass got involved in, so without any more blabbering, let's get into this shitstorm of a timeline.

The first one that I gotta get into is very much something I don't wanna express my beliefs on, out of respect for the people reading this, and I hope you don't mind me talking about this and I apologize in advance, and it has to do with his endorsement of former President Biden.

Johnson was in a commercial about endorsing Biden which lead to a division on the fans' opinion on him and talking about it in an interview with Fox News, he stated,

"The endorsement that I made years ago with Biden was one that I thought was the best decision for me at that time. I thought, 'I'm in this position where I have some influence and I felt it was my job then to exercise my influence and share: This is who I'm going to endorse.' I'm not going to do that. I was then, the most followed man in the world, and am today, and I appreciate that. But what that caused was something that tears me up in my guts, which is division. That got me. I didn't realize that then. I just felt like there was a lot of unrest and I'd like things to calm down.

"My goal is to bring this country together,so there will be no endorsement.The takeaway after that was it caused an incredible amount of division. I realize now going into this election, I will not do that. My goal is to bring this country together; I believe in that. There will be no endorsement. At this level of influence, I will keep my politics to myself. It is between me and the ballot box. But I will tell you this: Like a lot of us out there, not trusting of all politicians, I do trust the American people and whoever they vote for - that is my president and who I will support 100 percent."

Well, Dwayne, with all due disrespect, you made fans who adored you hate you now.

I'm all for expressing support of someone, but when it comes to politics as a celebrity, it's best to keep your mouth shut about that, but Rock, I feel like he doesn't have an off switch. He just loves talking so much as if ASMR is gonna be the best thing for his precious YouTube channel.

Anyway, now that we've talked about Rock's endorsement of who I thought was the resurrection of Jimmy Carter...

...yes, I roast people equally, same with politicians, dead or alive, now we're gonna get into the controversy surrounding the movie "Red Notice".

Now, I'm not gonna admit and say I watched it because I didn't, but there was one thing that had to be talked about as it had to do with Dwayne's tardiness on set.

It really sparked a lot of criticism because there were stories of him being late as more than 8 full hours, peeing in bottles on set to save time (That makes perfect sense. Yeah, take out the empty water bottle, expose your Brahman Bull and piss in front of the women around the set you're on who are probably lesbian), and inflating with the movie's budget of a whopping 250 million dollars.

Rock would admit,

"Yeah that happens, but not in that amount, by the way. That was a bananas amount. That's crazy, ridiculous."

He also said that him peeing in water bottles to save time was,

"Yeah that happens... I've said a thousand times: 'Hey, I'm here. Come and ask me. And I'll tell you the truth.'"

And this could be defended by the director of Red Notice, would defend him, same with Red One as Rock himself would start another beef with Ryan Reynolds as he's no stranger to controversy at all since the last beef Rock had with another actor would be Vin Diesel.

You all know the beef between those two, I don't, so you guys can explain it to the people who don't know what happened.

I'm done with Red Notice and Red One combined, so now let's get into the one controversy I've been waiting to get into and it's when Rock and Oprah started a relief fund for Maui Wildfires.

For some context on the situation, on August 8th of 2023, wildfires were caused by Hurricane Dora and the dry weather as over 100 people were killed while the town was very much damaged and the cost of repairs was nearly 6 billion dollars.

The Rock and Oprah combination decided to start a fund that can help out with the fires and help the people who were homeless and lost loved ones.

That's a good cause, I can get behind that, but what wouldn't be behind was when Rock and Oprah, two multi billionaires, were asking money from the lower class and the people working five jobs and making minimum wage for five kids and a dog.

The backlash was very severe as Oprah would apologize for it, but Dwayne, he decided to ramble on about what happened because he's too stupid to formulate one singular sentence, saying that he gets what the people were talking about.

I wanna make it clear that he's sorry that he got in trouble rather than the actual thing itself because he was very quick to put this apology out, and I'm gonna write word for word since my hands aren't that very much sore from typing yet.

So he starts this self-suck off with,

"When we first launched the fund, there was some backlash ... I want to say that I get it, and I completely understand."

No, you don't. A matter of fact, the only thing that you understand is Hollywood giving you a dick up your ass.

"I could have been better, and next time, I will be better. I understand money ain't falling out of the sky, and it's not growing on trees, and there's a lot of people out there who's living paycheck to paycheck. And I get it, and I know what that's like. I've lived paycheck to paycheck, seven bucks. I know."

Rock, you made money from movies and selling out venues in your wrestling career. You are the last person to say that you get how people are going through with living paycheck to paycheck. And you smiling and not saying sorry even once in the entire video, I understand that, too.

The entire point of an apology video is to respect the people's emotions and try to ask for forgiveness to what you did was wrong, but instead, you decided to suck yourself off and brag about how much of a "humble beginning" you had growing up.

Seriously, no one gives one clit of a shit about how you struggled and how you tried to earn a living.

Like, I don't know why we gotta hear this sob story before you apologize for stealing everyone's hard earned money for a "fund" you and Oprah created. It's simple, just say that you're sorry and shut the hell up.

"And when you are living paycheck to paycheck—I don't wanna speak for everybody. I'll speak for myself, but I feel it's connected. When you're living paycheck to paycheck...I was easily pissed off, and I was frustrated."

I'd much rather donate my paycheck to an OnlyFans creator than donate one cent to your fund!

At this point, just pop a cork in it because your pussy is leaking. You're only frustrated because you have to record this sad excuse of an apology because your business partner was telling you to to save face.

I mean, I think I showed my personality a lot over the years on Wattpad, but I feel like Dwayne really has no personality, because he's more soulless than the cryptkeeper from "Tales In The Hood". He relies on comedy and action movies to make himself look like a guy who doesn't do anything wrong.

And if you think Rock would stop giving himself a free colonoscopy, you'd be wrong, because he'd continue to eat the shit from his balloon knot, saying that us being asked for money while trying to make a living is the last thing we'd want to hear, he gets it, he understands, he's a quick study and it was a lesson learned.

"And the last thing you want to hear when you are living from paycheck to paycheck is someone asking you for money, especially when the person asking you for money already has a lot of money. So I get it. I understand. I'd never launched a fund before, but I'm a quick study and lesson learned."

Yeah, go put a patch of hair back onto your egg head where it belongs.

At least Kevin Von Erich, WWE Hall of Famer and Hawaiian resident, he had big-ass balls to let some victims of the disaster live with him and his family while the situation was being handled, and that's who I'd prefer to be a fan of over Maven Huffman's meth addicted stepcousin.

So, that was the "apology" he put out and now it's time to discuss Rock's recent decision to insert himself into the main event of Wrestlemania 40 and not Cody Rhodes.

For context, Cody Rhodes, now the former undisputed WWE Champion, was on a mission to win the title his father, the legendary Dusty Rhodes, never won in his career.

Cody won back to back Royal Rumble matches, but the year prior, he lost to Roman Reigns who was raking in almost 1200 days as champion, and in 2024, it was going to be Cody's year as he had to finish the story.

Cody would come out to Smackdown after the Royal Rumble PPV and allow Dwayne Johnson to take Cody's place, and instead of writing it out word for word since my hands are actually starting to get sore, I'm gonna let this play out from YouTube.

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Now, this is where we set the stage because this was a slap in the face to not just to Cody but to the fans as well, especially when Cody's brother Dustin said on Chris Van Vliet's podcast that he doesn't like The Rock when he was referenced in a promo.

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When you have someone's older brother who is one of the most underrated wrestlers of all time calling you out for taking his little brother's spot that he earned, you can bet your red rosy ass that he's not gonna take that shit.

It wouldn't end there though, because for the next few weeks, Rock would mock Cody in back to back online promos and reference Dustin and his mom while trying to claim that he was defending his family, when in reality, he was only in the program because his egotistical ass couldn't stay away from the spotlight.

Not only that, #WeWantCody was trending on X and people were pissed off that Rock was in the program.

It would all end when Cody finally had beaten Roman for the Title thanks to the help from John Cena, Jey Uso, and the Undertaker of all people taking out Jimmy Uso, Solo Sikoa, and, the main person of this paper, The Rock.

And now you think this would be the end of Rock's triad of him wanting the spotlight more than the rest of the wrestlers, right? Well, that couldn't be further from the truth, because Rock would make a surprise appearance at WWE's Bad Blood in October 2024 and it would be later reported that Rock used his influence as a board member of TKO to put the Hell In A Cell match between CM Punk vs Drew McIntyre at the beginning of the show and him in the main event after Cody and Roman against Solo Sikoa and Jacob Fatu.

It wouldn't end there because Rock would count to three with his hand before walking off, and then Rock would appear on January 6th, 2025, this year, the Netflix debut of Monday Night Raw and sweep all of the bs booking he had planned the year prior under the carpet as if nothing ever happened.

John Cena would return as well and announce his participation in the 2025 Men's Royal Rumble and then he would be eliminated, but the day before the Elimination Chamber PPV, Rock would once again get involved in the road to Wrestlemania, but this time, it was taking place in Las Vegas and it's happening again next year, which we'll get to later on.

Rock would start a storyline that he wanted Cody's soul and would give out cars and a belt that had Dusty's name on it as well as the years he was born from and when he died.

At the PPV, Cody would say,

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...before John would turn heel and gave Cody a viscious beatdown to end the show.

The following night on Monday Night Raw, CM Punk would cut a scathing promo on Rock and buried him completely.

I wish I could write word for word, but my brain is very tired, so I'm gonna let that play out now.

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Punk was a real one to call Rock out as it was probably one of the best callouts ever done.

And it aged like fine wine after Wrestlemania this year too because at that show, Rock never showed up to save the end when Cody and Cena were facing off. At the end of the match, spoiler to those who never watched it, Travis Scott of all people came out, and Dwayneson never did because he said in a recent interview with Pat McAffee that the reason he didn't show up is because he thought the program between Cody and Cena was perfect without him.

Wow. What a fucking Saint.

So you think that you dipping out of a program that you, you, yourself, and your ego, had started and ruining what could've been one of the greatest Wrestlemania of all time was the best idea you could've ever put together.

You can try to come up with excuses and play victim all you want, there's nothing you can come back from after this year's after Wrestlemania. You ruined what could've been great and yet you don't realize that you making TKO greedy for money by going back to Las Vegas for Wrestlemania was the best solution after a dumpster fire of a PPV.

Fuck the Premium Live Event saying because Rock really decided to end his reputation in the worst way possible. He really turned a tiny dent into a gaping crater into the credibility he had left and he didn't have to be exposed for it. He decided to take matters into his own hands and do it himself.

Rock is probably the worst celebrity in the history of Hollywood and while there are others like Harvey Weinstein and Alfred Hitchcock, I feel like Rock is the worst one out of the bunch and I really mean that.

I'm honestly gonna wrap it up here because I think cover almost all of what I could possibly find.

With him influencing TKO and WWE, there's really no telling what's gonna happen next because it's been reported that Triple H actually hates TKO's guts alongside Rock and I really hope Rock just resigns and ver gets involved with wrestling anymore.

My fandom for wrestling is at an all time low thanks to his bullshit and with the recent releases and many others that I can count, I don't know if I'm gonna continue with the fanfics I got going on.

If you guys enjoyed this chapter, be sure to slap a vote on it before your partner/spouse slaps you. Be sure to follow me and there's a chance I might follow you back.

I wanna say sorry for the delay. I just had a lot of things that I had to get through and I hope you guys can accept my apology, especially when I have a lot of stories that I'm gonna be working on.

I'll be getting to work on a chapter regarding my Utami book...

...my Momo Watanabe book...

...and lastly, my AZM book.

I haven't worked on those in a while, so I'm gonna get started on Utami after a little bit, but for now, I gotta soak my hands in ice after writing so much in this chapter.

So, yeah, with that said, I'll see you guys later.

I'm out.