"Do You Know Who I Am? I Have 1 Million Followers." Pt 1

Oh my God!

What's going on, Wyatt? What's going on, bud?

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You look like MGK's autistic cousin.

I'm sorry, dude. Like, I can't stop laughing about how dumb you look in this photo, especially with all the blood on your face.

Was that grenadine for your ice cream treats? Ice Cream Man in this ho?

Why is your face so disproportionate? Your face looks like a woman's uterus if she had a UTI infection, or a yeast infection!

Is your right eye trying to float away from you, like what the fuck is wrong with your face?

Your mom must've had been doing jumping jacks while 13 months pregnant with you because your head is that fucked up.

You look so stupid you thought 2+2 equals "fish". Your left eyebrow the size of double barrel shotgun!

Icy Wyatt? More like Watery Bray.

Rest in peace Bray Wyatt.

I bet you had a lot of fun pistol whipping someone, almost killing a woman and two young children as she was moving a baby in a stroller, and brake checking people on the highway because the one thing that's gonna be checked is your head to see if there's a brain in there.

If there's any part of a brain in there, it probably shrunk about three quarters because you were that stupid to endanger a lot of people.

That nose of yours is so goddamn big. I don't know how it managed to fit through any doorway, let alone your pink mustang or whatever fucking car it is.

Also, if you ask me, you look like Armin Arlert if he were overdosing on a few Perc.

Whenever I see people like this on TikTok, let alone a Floridian, I feel personally obligated to apologize to anyone who visit the state because pieces of shit like this guy doesn't deserve to live.

And he looks like he's gonna cry just because of how his entire career and life is ruined by this horrible thing he's done, which he's completely oblivious to.

If you guys are looking for someone to make you laugh, just know that Wyatt is the kind of person that will make you laugh at him, and not with, because he's such a fucking loser to where he almost killed people on the highway.

And TikTok? Don't get me started because I'm super glad it's gonna get banned from the US in a year or two since shit like this is ruining the internet.

And you know what? I don't think Stevie Wonder has it that bad, because at least he doesn't have to look at bullshit like this.

Just because you have some followers on TikTok, let alone 90K, it doesn't mean that you're a famous influencer because last time I checked, clout doesn't solve all your problems. There's a 4 in 5 chance that you'll still be stupid as shit, and the believability to thinking the law doesn't apply to you just makes things worse for yourself.

If you ask me, I'm super happy that I don't live in Florida anymore because if anyone brake checked my mom, we would have to throw hands since he's just a pussy little bitch who's all show and no substance.

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