Alright, welcome back guys and guys with no dicks. I thought I might start off this week with a talk about a certain blonde bitch that finally gets her piece of karma since Johnny Depp's career got buried six feet under thanks to her.

Amber Heard...

...we all know her, really wish we didn't.

Some say she lived for this reason, and that's become the most hated woman on the face of the earth. She's like Santa Clause, always going down your chimney, she'll happily walk her holly jolly ass inside and take a giant shit down in the middle of your living room and ask for your parents' credit cards, so that she'll buy a mansion so big, it'll make Jason Mamoa shed a tear.

She has many movies under her belt, including Aquaman, Pineapple Express, Drive Angry, just to name a few, including one movie I've been watching for many years until all the reports of her being an absolute bitch, Zombieland. I hated blacklisting that movie because it was my absolute favorite, but thanks to all the stories and whatnot, I had to keep it out of my personal collection of favorite movies.

Now that she's been exposed for her bad reputation behind the scenes of some movies, I'd rather listen to Ray Charles explain what colors belong to for 6 hours than watch an Amber Heard movie. She ruined many films for me thanks to many stories of her being an ironic piece of shit since she's acted like one in many movies, hell, I wouldn't be surprised if she stayed in character from movies where she had to be a villain.

Sorry, I went on a little bit of a tangent there, but I wanna get to the point of how we got to this point.

While her reputation has taken another depth in her case with Johnny last year (see what I did there?), Amber's story in Hollywood was no short of remarkable since there was no one wanting to work with her after getting her ass kicked in the courtroom.

Unless she's notorious for trying to look sexy in some scenes so thirteen year old boys would be laughing at her until they ejaculate.

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But in reality, she's just trying to be a narcissistic sociopath that probably wants to see the world burn, which wouldn't be a surprise if she is because a lot of actors and actresses have been very vocal about her reputation behind the scenes.

I really wish that Johnny had asked to get back with his ex-wife because him getting into a relationship with Amber should've been the last thing he'd ever fucking ask for.

Of course, he wouldn't know any better about this bitch looking shocked that almost looking like the screaming painting if Edvard Munch was overdosing on ketamine while painting it.

In that picture, Amber looks like Abi Breslin if she never showered.

Okay, I'm going to stop, but the thing is, whenever trolls go after her, Amber is like a sheep, meaning the only response to them was she doesn't care what they say.

Here's what I mean as this is an actual quote from her in an interview two weeks after she lost the case against Johnny:

"I don't care what one thinks about me or what judgments you want to make about what happened in the privacy of my own home, in my marriage, behind closed doors. I don't presume the average person should know those things. And so I don't take it personally. But even somebody who is sure I'm deserving of all this hate and vitriol, even if you think I'm lying, you still couldn't tell me - look me in the eye and tell me - that you think on social media there's been a fair representation. You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair."

How poetic. This bitch wrote her own ending like an anime character in an epic movie, but it's kinda fitting for someone who looks like Asia Argento if she was a meth addict.

If she had a dime for every time she shares a movie set, she'd be in a fucking homeless shelter because nobody is gonna work with her.

I mean, for someone who degrades her fellow actors as toddlers, she obviously acts like a child. She's a 37 year old grown adult and she acts like she's 5. If she doesn't care about what anybody says, then say hello to _Sarah78 on Twitter.

Right after the interview where she said,

"You cannot tell me that you think that this has been fair."

And Sarah said,

That was right on the button and I gotta give her a Medal of Honor for that. She spoke the truth for that and I can't tell you how I had a smile on my face and a boner in my pants watching this woman tell that bitch how it all went down and how the trial was fair and square and it didn't work in her favor at all.

Now, although Amber had lost the case and was ordered to pay Johnny for all the evidence that was presented against her, she refused to pay one cent of it and I can't tell you how pissed off I was when it was said.

She literally has millions of her own money and she won't spend one buck of it. That's how entitled she is and if she's that desperate for attention, then Amber is no longer gonna be the same actress we grew up watching.

Even though she lost the case, Amber thought it was a mistrial and just when everyone thought it was done with Johnny's win in the lawsuit, coked out Erin Brockovich...

...decided to testify and ask for a retrial because she thought it wasn't fair.

And yeah, that aged like milk because she was denied and Amber's head was down the entire day as her lawyers had declared:

"For all the reasons set forth above and in the initial memorandum, Ms. Heard respectfully requests this court declare a mistrial due to improper juror service in violation of her due process rights, and order a new trial, and such other action or relief as may be appropriate."

It sounds reasonable, isn't that right, Vinny?

Last time I checked, your ass was grass and Johnny mowed it in that courtroom with facts and evidence.

You look like Lucy Heartfilia if she was overdosing off of 5 Listirine bottles!

Like, how is it not fair to you that this was your own doing in trying to get attention and pander all the fucking time as you slapboxed your own ex-husband just to be the victim? Do you not understand that you brought this upon you and not anyone else?

That's the thing, you don't give a shit about anybody but yourself. You'd rather be selfish and self-centered about your own personal greed than be genuinely sorry about what you've done to get to this point in your life!

I just think your eyes are crossed and your brain is put on backwards because I don't see any reason as to why you would think that the trial was unfair and how it should've gone your way.

It's absolutely disgusting to think that you don't want to admit that you're a pathetic piece of shit and you tarnished your reputation, friendships, relationships, and now your whole career with this coming out since your own sister is brainwashed by your own philosophies.

You were always the victim from the start and may never get the same treatment from everyone else ever again.

Guys, I think it's time to say that Amber Heard's career is now over because it seems like she'll never change. She just wants to stay as she is since she's one of those people who think she's perfect in every aspect of life and she has a right in everything.

Now that it's done, I think I'm gonna wrap it up there because personally, I think Amber should get a reality check and see someone who can help her with her thinking skills and get her out of her little fantasy land, AKA a therapist. If a therapist can't help her, then there's no point, she's stuck in her own world and I hope that when her daughter finally grows up to know what her mother was like as a person, she'll be plotting a revenge bit against her.

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Now, I wanna say sorry for the inconvenience, I just had to help my mom with getting in and out of bed since her neck hurts from the surgery a couple days back, especially with helping her take her meds every 4 hours and me losing sleep because of that.

It was that bad.

But I don't have to worry about it. There will be a nurse being hired to help her with that stuff.

Anyways, there will be a new chapter for some of my books and yeah, I'll see you guys later.

I'm out.