Log In: #IJustForgotIMissedSt.Pat'sDay

Uh.... #moment of awkward silence...

So I missed St. Patrick's day...

Which is okay because I didn't know, I don't have green, I don't wear green, and this holiday means nothing to me other than people at Walmart trying to pinch me..

Speaking of Walmart! I'm gonna get all American up in here and tell you about some American things that happen in America why? Because Americans. That is the most American thing I will probably ever say in America. #America nah.. there's something else that's more American to say. Only Americans know it.

😂😂😂I dare you to count how many American/America/Americans is up there.

So I'm rushing to find my father a birthday gift for his birthday and legit was stopped at a stoplight when it turns green these two guy which these obnoxious trucks in front of me burn rubber on there tires speeding off to the next light which is only two block away. And at first I'm mad because fumes.. hello.. and black smoke everywhere-but then! They do it again and this time I'm in the lane beside them and their trash talking each other before speeding off again and then they turn into McDonald's and I'm over here just like... that is one of the most American things I've ever seen.

😂😂😂 and now I'm laughing.

Also because my sister is entered the room and I was like:

Who doth enter?

Sister: I doth.

Why doth thou enter?

Sister: I doth not know why.

Doth thou doeth well to knocketh?

Sister: I doth.

Doth good.

Sister: Doth.

Dog— BARK! +Doth = Dark...

I am the darkside...

Idk what that was about... I'm to into this Romeo x Juliet anime...

OH GUYS I FOUND THIS AMAZING COSPLAY FOR IT AND I WAS LIKE 0.0

Except I'm gonna be a fangirl and critique.
HE DOES NOT HAVE BLUE HAIR!! ITS BLACK!!

-commander out

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