A day in the life of your lovely Diamond, fam:

Me: *walks into room*

Older sis: *starts to walk past then slowly turns around and looks back at me* what is this?!

Me:*looks back at her and then to my hands where she gestures, two liquid beverages in my hands- a tall monster energy drink, and mug full of strong coffee-gives an innocent grin and looks * uhh.. caffeine addiction..?

Sis: Please.. please tell me the coffee is for someone else?

Me:*innocent puppy face*erm.. *continues to be a rebel and sips some of the Monster then looks at her* no...?

Sis:.........

Me:..........

Sis: you-

Me:-don't...*pauses with a sigh* I know.. I know I have a problem.. *grins* and I stand by it.

Twin: not if your dead..

Me: .. don't even get me started! You helped me make the coffee! Your my accomplice in like... everything.

Twin:........

Me: Partners in crime... #ForLife

😂😂😂😂 help me.. I have a problem.

Side note: Netflix users! LAST JEDI IS NOW ON NETFLIX I REPEAT IT IS ON NETFLIX!

Now for a joke: because I saw this and it was hilarious as all get out and so true.

If any of you have watched pride and prejudice or at least know the plot then you get this joke. It's so funny! (I admit I absolutely love pride and prejudice so this is especially funny to me) but if you compare these two movies... it's literally the same thing😂😂😂

Ps: what do you guys think of the new profile picture?

I have like three main ones that I really like and I really liked the last one, but I'm starting to love this one too.

-commander out