I see this as my future....

The effects of role play:

Me: *me to husband* Honey Lets Name  out first girl Fel'ena.

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Me: Effort, Heath, Patriot and Boomer get down here right now!*calls for my children*

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Me: *pulls little 3 year old Boomer off Heath* you two stop fighting!

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Heath: Mom! Effort saw another snake again and now the neighbor hood kids are teasing him saying he screamed like a girl!

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Me: *to eighteen year old Effort* now son, try not to flirt the whole night and actually study with your girlfriend.

Effort: I know what we can study!*smirks*

Me: Dear God.. help me.. Babe! Get your butt in here And tell your son he can't flirt with every girl he sees!

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Jenessa: Mom! Fel'ena ate all the cherries!

Me: not again....

Boomer: she used all your cherry blossom perfume on her kitty too.

Me: FELENA KINZEL! Get yourself over here right now and explain your cherry obsession.

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Me: *to effort and Boomer* why don't you two go climb the tree with your father?

Boomer:*runs off* EXPLOSIONS!!

Effort: trees hate me...

Me: oh no.. it's hereditary!! WHAT HAVE I DONE??

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Teacher: I'm worried about your two sons- Patriot and Boomer.

Me: why? Their perfect angels..

Teacher: I'm not sure that's the case... one won't stop drawing explosions and rocket ships, and one is... too quiet. He hardly speaks.

Me: ..........

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Husband: why did you pick all these names anyway?

Me: ..... no idea... inspiration...?

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Husband: Babe, I found this binder full of drawings and OC forms. And all the names and characteristics of our children.

Me: ........

Husband: .......

Me: ..... darn.. I thought I burned that...

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-commander out