If you you really want to know me...

Read these..😂😂

First: Know I am clumsy. I am the most put together person who is emotional and clumsy. As all get out. I drop everything. Everything but my phone. It's too precious. And I can prove it doesn't have a scratch.

Second: let me explain...

Me: *searches frantically for lip gloss, lip stick-ANYTHING*

Me:*panics cause I can't find any* oh my goodness! I'm gonna die, Sis! I have nothing to wear!!

Twin: but you are wearing clothes..

Me:*glares* LIPTSTICK NOT THAT. I have no lipstick!!

Twin:*rolls eyes*

Me: It is Getting Hot in here... *takes off coat and jacket but accidentally tries to put phone in pocket and finds chapstick and lipstick in it* OHMYWORD! FOUND SOME! I love how I always keep them everywhere, purse, room, every jacket I own... I'm such a prepared person. 😂😂😂

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Thirdly:

Me: *just makes a cup of coffee* walks into other room after being called in* sir?

[Sir]Guy: We're going out for Starbucks.

Me:*shoulders drop and looks at him then coffee* darn it... I just made coffee.. *mutters under teeth* I should have brought a travel mug to this meeting....*slowly sets coffee on table and heart shatters into pieces as I mentally cry and mourn* I'm so sorry.. *walks away* good buy.. my precious coffee. I swear I'll make you proud...

Yeah.

That's.

Me.

Disappointed yet?

No. Then I consider you a great friend!😂

-commander out