My life when parents are gone:

Me: cleans dishes for mom and is listening to music, washing this red cup, with a rag*

Twin: comes up behind me and takes out my earbud that's playing music really loud*

Me: feels someone touching me and doesn't hear anything, jumps back and screams* AHHHHHHHHHH

Twin: .... geez!

Me: O MY GOODNESS! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?! *late reaction and mad self uses cup and throws water at her*

Twin: ......*water hits her face, blinks; realizes she was wearing her Bluetooth head phones and they got wet* OMG!!!!!

Me: realizes* oh... crap! I'm so sorry, that was a late reaction!!

Twin: BEX!! YOU COULD HAVE JUST BROKEN THEM!!

Me: ........ CLEAN THEM-I MEAN DRY THEM!

Twin: TTHATS WHAT IM DOING IDIOT!

Me: TEHN YOU SHOULDNT CREEP UP ON ME LIKE THAT!

Twin: leaves to clean them off*

Me: burst out laughing replaying her face when I threw water at her-priceless *walks to the bathroom where she is*

Twin: glares *

Me: I'm so sorry.... but that... was.. so funny... your face .. was .. and when the sound of the water hitting you... and my late reaction*dies laughing*

Twin: continues to glare*

Me: it was so ... funny!

Twin: tries not to laugh as I laugh* fails and burst out laughing* BEX!

Me: well it was!*goes back to the bathroom with her behind me. Twin starts hitting me with a plastic lid*

Twin: moron!

Me: watches her walk off and calls her back*

Twin: walks back* what?*has put her headphones in her room*

Me: grins* takes cup of water and throws it into her face again *

Twin: ACK!! OWWWW! THATS HOT!

Me: freaks out* OMG! I'm so sorry! I didn't know t was hot!

Twin: growls and stomps on my foot*

Me: ow!!*hops around on one leg*

Yaaa... so good memories....

And a throbbing foot! Also a totally soaked kitchen.

When parents get home we're screwed...

Dang it..
(Special star: twin-NightSTaR453 )
-Commander out