Thank you for Number 2 on skit. Coincidentally, it's just in time for the final skit of the Black Friday trilogy.
Black Friday 3: Easter Sunday: Tobias Poníros
                                                            Brent Caldwell
                                                            Dominic Zanzibar
                                                            Easter Bunny 🐰
Tobias: *Knocks on Brents door*
Brent: *Opens door* Yes? *Grins* Hey Tobias!
Tobias: Brent! How's it going?
Brent: Good! What's with the unexpected visit?
Tobias: Did I forget to tell you? Dominic's coming back to Maine.
Brent: Dominic?! We haven't seen him since 5th grade!
Tobias: I sent him the address and said you still lived in the same house.
Brent: That's nice, but what are we going to do with him?
Tobias: *Gives a close eyed grin* What we always do.
Brent: *Gives a confused look* What's that Tobias?
Tobias: *Eyes widen* How do you not know?! Going on holiday hijinks!
Brent: *Snaps fingers* Oh yeah. We have done Black Friday and Christmas-
Tobias: *Closes eyes again and smiles* And do you know what holidays next?
Brent: *Now wearing a Lebrachaun hat* St Patrick's Day?
Tobias: *Deadpans* That was last month.
Brent: *Now wearing a American flag star glasses, Uncle Sam hat, and holding a lit sparkler* Independence Day?
Tobias: *Suddenly turns into a demon* WE DO NOT SPEAK ABOUT BLACK FRIDAY 4: INDEPENDENCE DAY! *Turns back to normal only to see Brent shriveled up into the corner*
Brent: *Slowly gets up and walks back to the door*
Tobias: Any other guesses?
Brent: *Now wearing a kippah and holding a menorah* Hanukkah? I think this is the one bud.
Tobias: *Facepalms* We're not even Jewish dude! *Sighs* It's an April holiday.
Brent: *Holds Morocco flag* Ramadan?
Tobias: No.
Brent: *Holds out Whoopi Cushion*April's Fools Day?
Tobias: I don't know why we didn't do that, but no.
Brent: *Holds out Palm branch* Palm Sunday?
Tobias: Where did you get that? We live in Albany.
Brent: *Holds out cross* Good Friday?
Tobias: No!
Brent: *Sighs* *Now wearing a bunny suit* Easter?
Tobias: No. Wait yes!
Brent: *Now not wearing bunny suit* *Confused tone* Easter?
Tobias: *Hops in the air* Yep!
Brent: Do you want to come in while we wait for Dominic?
Tobias: Sure. What do you want to do?
Brent: Wanna smash?
Tobias: Oh heck yeah!
(One beating latel...)
Tobias: Get destroyed Ness main!
Brent: You may have won this battle, but I demand a rematch Mr. Bowser Side B!
Tobias: *Gasps* I am shocked that you would say such things Mr. PK Fire!
*Ding Dong*
Tobias and Brent: *Snap their heads towards the door*
Brent: *Gets up from the couch* I'll get it. *Opens door*
???: *Guys wearing a trench coat, scarf, and fedora walk in* *Deep voice* Excuse me, are you Brent Caldwell?
Brent: *Gulps* Y-Yes sir.
???: *Nods in approval* Is Tobias Poníros here at the moment?
Tobias: Sup. How's it going Carmen San Diego?
???: *Tries to conceal laughter* *Clears throat* What were you doing at the moment?
Tobias: Not that it's your business, but I was just destroying this Ness main here. *Points to Brent*
???: *Normal voice* *Groans* Ness main? Really Caldwell? *Gasps and covers their mouth*
Tobias and Brent: *Look at ???*
Tobias: *Squints at him*
???: *Nervously sweats*
Tobias: *Laughs* Exactly! This guy gets it!
Brent: *Points at Tobias* You only won become you kept spamming Bowser's Side B!
???: *Slowly puts his hands on Tobias and Brents shoulder*
Tobias and Brent: *Slowly turn to ???*
Brent: *Flinches*
???: *Normal voice again* Now I'm going to ask you morons one, single, question! *Pulls off fedora, scarf, and trench coat only to reveal Dominic* Who's ready to have a great Easter?!
Tobias and Brent: Dominic?!
Dominic: Yeah it's me.
Tobias: *Chuckles*
Dominic: *Turns to Tobias* *Chuckles*
Tobias: Dominic Zanzibar...
Dominic: Tobias Poníros...
Tobias and Dominic: *Handshake which leads to wrestling*
Brent: *Closes eyes and giggles* Well alrighty then.
Tobias and Brent: *Continue to wrestle*
Brent: *Opens one eye* Okay guys. *Pulls them apart and rolls his eyes*
Tobias: Good think you stop us Brent.
Dominic: *Grins* I was about to tackle this Greek prick through your bedroom wall. No offense on the prick.
Tobias: None taken my dude.
Brent: We actually have something planned for you to do with us.
Dominic: Is it for Easter?
Tobias: Oh hell yeah! *High fives Dominic* We'll be returning to the Armenian Orchard Mall to go see the Easter Bunny.
Dominic: *Quirks an eyebrow* Return?
Brent: Oh yeah you weren't there. In December, we went to the mall to see Santa and it was absolute chaos. We'll tell you about it later. Anyway, we're over 700 words into the skit and have yet to even get to the mall.
Tobias and Dominic: Fourth Wall Breaking! *Tackle Brent*
(One car trip latel...)
Tobias, Brent, and Dominic: *Open door and walk in*
Dominic: Jeez this line is long. This must be at least a 2 hour wait.
Tobias: *Zips open book bag* Looks like we'll need a a montage button. *Feels around for it*
Brent: Well...do you have it?
Tobias: *Holds thing up* Hold on. *Rustles around* Wait: *Starts to get frantic* I-I forgot to bring it.
Brent: *Sighs and taps foot* This is fine. We just need to stand in a 2 hour line until we get to sit on the lap of an over sized bunny that lays eggs in our backyards.
Dominic: Hold on just a single second. *Takes a second look at the front of the line* What the hell am I looking at?
Tobias: *Looks the same distance* I don't see it.
Brent: Tobias. You are extremely near sighted and you have to admit it. Put on the glasses.
Tobias: No.
Brent: *Sighs* You have to have them on.
Tobias: *Groans* Fine. *Puts on glasses and looks towards Easter Bunny* *Screech* *Throws glasses back into his book bag pocket,  falls to the ground, and rolls around while sobbing* I'm so glad I am near sighted!
Brent: *Takes Tobias's book bag and pulls out binoculars*
(From Brent view inside the binoculars we see the front of the line. The Easter bunny is in his chair but something is off. The Easter Bunny looks terrifying! He has jagged teeth, uncanny eyeballs, a dirtied up suit, and a beat up and twisted carrot in his hand*
Brent: *Takes the binoculars and slams them on the ground, stomps them and pulls out a flame thrower setting it in fire*
Tobias: My binoculars! That was in the Poníros family for decades!
Brent: *Eyes widen* Really?! I'm so sorry dude.
Tobias: *Sighs* It's done and over with.
Kid 1: I want to see the Easter Bunny mom!
Kid 2: Me too!
Milo and Dana's Mom: Milo and Dana Rose. We are in the line to see the Easter bunny.
Milo: But we want to see him now!
Dana: We'll be here for hundreds of years!
Brent: *Brushes hand through hair* I'm going to have to see an Otolaryngologist after this.
Tobias: *Eye twitches* Must they be so loud?
Dominic: *Gushes* Those kids are so cute! Look at how excited they are when it comes to Easter.
Tobias and Brent: *Sweatdrop* 'It seems that he is still just as oblivious when it comes to little kids.'
Brent: *Lightbulb shines above head* *Snaps fingers* I've got an idea!
Tobias: What is it?
Brent: *Pull our phone, zooms, and snaps a picture of the Easter Bunny* *Shows phone to Tobias and Dominic* I'm going to show this picture of the Easter Bunny to those four.
Tobias and Dominic: Why would you do that?/*Gasps* Are you trying to scare those little beans?!
Brent: *Sighs* Think about the big picture. We get them scare enough to leave the mall, and that will mean that the time spent in line will be cut down. What do you guys think?
Tobias: It's not exactly morally right to scare people to get what you want.
Dominic: Same here. I mean, I'm all for scaring people, but just to get ahead is rude.
Brent: It wasn't exactly morally right when we used the montage button to skip ahead of all of those kids who wanted to see Santa.
Tobias: *Stammers* They wouldn't have seen him any faster because of that kid.
Brent: Dominic. Didn't you steal that one 3rd graders bike back in 5th grade?
Dominic: I needed it since I was late for schoo-
Brent: We are going to do this if we want to get home by curfew. Who's going to go first?
Tobias and Dominic: *Stare at Brent*
Brent: *Gives a confused look* Why're you staring at me?
(Cut to Brent walking up to the family with the photo)
Brent: Hey kiddos!
Milo and Dana: *Turn around*
Milo: *Smiles* Hey mister!
Dana: *Smiles* What's your name?
Brent: The names Brent Caldwell. *Gets down on one knee and looks at them* The Easter Bunny seems faraway. Doesn't he?
Milo: *Crosses arms and huffs* Yeah.
Brent: You just might wanna not see him.
Dana: *Blows hair out of face* Why's that Mr. Caldwell?
Brent: I took a picture of the Easter Bunny and he's not looking so hot.
Milo and Dana: Can we see it?!
Milo and Dana's Mom: I don't thing a stranger should be showing them anything.
Milo and Dana's Dad: Now hold on just a second Josephine. This boy does not look that old. How about you show us first son?
Josephine: *Sighs* If you say so Emmett. What wrong with the Easter Bunny kid?
Brent: *Nervously chuckles* 'This is not going as expected...' *Coughs in sleeve* Okay then. *Shows them the Easter Bunny picture*
Josephine and Emmett: *Eyes widen and scream* Why were you planning on showing our children this?!
Emmett: Just to be safe, is this real?
Brent: Take a look yourself.
Emmett:*Does the same thing Brent did* Oh my god. We were about to let our kids see that...thing.
Josephine: *Looks at Emmett phone and then hoists her children onto her shoulder*
Milo: Wait what?!
Dana: What are you doing?!
Josephine: *Hoists Emmett onto her back* Protecting my family!
Emmett: *Sweatdrops* This seems structurally unsafe.
Josephine: *Rushes out of the mall faster than the speed of sound*
Tobias: Hold on a second. This is actually helping?
Dominic: *Chuckles and nods* It seems so.
Tobias: *Snaps head towards the line as his hair blows around* Well you know what that means...
Dominic: *Looks on in wonder* 'How is his hair blowing? None of the windows are open.'
Tobias: *Puts one hand in his pocket and pulls out a button* Ah! The monta-Oh wait...*Takes a second look*
(Instead of it being a red montage button, it appears to be a blue fast forward button)
Tobias: *Shrugs* It's close enough. *Presses the button*
(Time appears to have slowed like in Steven Universe Future and the three look around confused)
Brent: Is it...supposed to work like this?
Dominic: *Flicks an oncoming fly*
Fly: *Slowly is flung across the room*
Tobias: Okay. *Takes one step forward and suddenly starts speeding through the line* Woah!
Brent: *Grins* That looks cool! *Follows Tobias*
Dominic: Eh. I guess this is my life now. *Follows Tobias and Brent*
(Tobias and Brent)
Tobias: *Taps his foot*
Brent and Dominic: *Rushes towards Tobias* Toby!
Tobias: *Screeches and closes his eyes* *Opens one eye only to see Brent and Dominic groaning on the floor*
Brent: *Rubs head* Note to self; it has a time limit.
Dominic: Well it looks like we got to the front.
Tobias: *Grins* Lets see the Easter Bunny now!
Easter Bunny: No!
Tobias, Brent, and Dominic:..Whaaaaaaaa?!
Easter Bunny: *Turns to Dominic and Gasps* *Grips shoulder* Zanzibar!
Dominic: *Gasps jokingly* Easter Bunny!
Easter Bunny: Not you three! Why are you back with them?!
Tobias: Ummm...*Says quietly* Your costumes eye is falling out.
Brent: *Shudders*
Easter Bunny: Get out. Now!
Dominic: Okay Oswald the Lucky Spaz, what is your deal?
Easter Bunny: *Slowly takes off mask*
Tobias: *Gasps and covers mouth* No.
Brent: *Does the same thing* You can't be serious, right?
Dominic: Is that who I think it is?
Dunkleman: *Dryly chuckles* Well,Well, Well! Poníros, Caldwell, and Zanzibar! It's been awhile since you three have been together!
Tobias: Well, we meet again Dunkleman.Why are you working at the mall as the Easter Bunny Dunkaroos?
Dunkleman: Don't call me that! *Sighs* I work here part time around the holidays. I think of this as an escape from the craziness of my day to day life.
Tobias: Sipping coffee, checking people out, and getting a tuna melt at the nearby diner?
Dunkleman: *Gives a look that reads, "Really dude?"*...No. I just love to see children smile.
Tobias: I don't remember that exactly being factual when I was in that Walmart for 3 years.
Dunkleman: *Smiles* I did like you at first *Frowns* , but then you turned into a little douchebag.
Tobias: It was all in good, clean fun.
Dominic: Do you still have beef with Dunkleman?
Brent: He does. The last time we saw him was on Christmas.
Dominic: Felix.
Dunkleman: *Turns to Dominic* Yes?
Dominic: Can you put on the mask and take just one picture with us?
Brent: *Gags* I think he should keep it off.
Tobias: *Smiles* It'd be nice to take a picture with Dunkleman. It's Easter guys.
Dunkleman: *Ponders then grins* Sure. You have not done anything that bad to me in a couple of months, so let's take a picture. *Gestures them to stand around them*
Tobias, Brent, and Dominic: *Stand next to each other with Dunkleman*
Dominic: Are we doing another one?
Tobias: Oh no.
Dominic: *Eyes widen* Oh really? Dang.
Tobias: *Chuckles* Don't worry Dom. This isn't the last time we'll appear in a skit.
Dominic: *Stares at Tobias then grins*
Photographer: Everybody say Peter Cottontail!
Tobias, Brent, Dominic, and Dunkleman: *Turn to the camera and smile* Peter Cottontail!
*The camera snaps the photo and the camera slowly zooms out and reveals their Easter group picture*
Word Count: 2327
Happy Easter everyone! 🐣