(I'm not going to actually write smut. If you want, you can do that.)

Your POV:

You gently placed your laptop on the passenger's seat, leaving it open. "Comic Sans... can you use a voice to chat with me or nah?" You asked, buckling your laptop in. Siri's voice came out of the computer. "Yeah, but I sound weird." "You're fine, babe! Why do you say low things about yourself?" "I'm... unsure. I'm just... I dunno." You buckled yourself in and patted the top of the laptop, trying to comfort Comic Sans.

"You're beautiful. If you need any proof, I'm here to show you how I truly feel about you. You're the only one who understands me... and I'm not even talking about how you turn me on. I'm just talking about... well... you. I love your personality. It's unique!" You assured Comic Sans, putting your hands on the wheel.

You gripped it firmly and drove off, heading towards a forest area. Of course, before 'having fun', you'll completely make sure that Comic Sans is okay with it. The sun started to dip below the horizon, signaling that it was a good time to park. You and Comic Sans talked on and on about fun times, favorite things to do, and even some personal secrets. It was great to talk to Comic Sans, and you hoped that it would last forever.

"Comic Sans, why are you so great?" "I am?" "Yeah! You're so cool..." "Nah, I'm just... I just do whatever. But really, you should try typing in bigger font sizes! It makes me feel fat, but... it's still fun." You laughed and looked around for an empty parking space. You just decided to drive into the woods. 2SP00KY4U? "We're gonna go in there?" "Yeah... uhm... didn't you wanna-" "Don't worry, I didn't forget~!" You parked your car in a dark space in the woods. You then took your seatbelt off and took Comic Sans's seatbelt off too.

You put the laptop in your lap with a smirk on your face. "Y/N... you're so hot. Read my screen~!" You turned the laptop to face you. "Take me, Y/N~!" You read. The font size was at '55' and it was in Bold. Of course, the font turned you way on. You unzipped your pants, ready to make Comic Sans yours.

- Time Skip -

You walked into your high school, carrying Comic Sans on your chest to tease it. You went into your Biology class, sitting in your normal seat. You opened your laptop and started typing. "My ass hurts, babe. Can you explain that~?" "Hehe! Good morning, love!" You blushed at the nickname and put a picture of an anime girl on the Doc. It was an anime girl drooling, just like how you were last night with Comic Sans. Siri moans weird, to be honest.

It still turned you on. "We should do that again sometime... when I'm done hurting." "How about tomorrow~?" You rolled your eyes and smiled, typing as quick as possible. "Are you trying to break me?" "No! You're safe... probably!" Comic Sans put a picture on the Doc of a lizard. "...Why though?" "I've joined forces with the Illuminate and Reptilians. You wanna join too?" You stood up and shook from fear. Oh hell naw! You punched your fist through your laptop, making people in the room jump and scoot away from you. "Hell naw, with that weird shit."

- The End -