So, I finally got minecraft java edition!
I can do servers, download maps, go on the hermitcraft world downloads!

Nope

My computer is a potato and can barely run at 20 fps when on wynncraft (a rpg server) and 35 when the render distance is 4 chunks out. I hopped onto the season 6 download and was running at 5. Tbf, render distance was 10, but it was baaaaaaad.

But I can deal with this!
I'm not a person that complains if the fps goes 1 under 60.

*play wynncraft for a week straight*

Maybe I should get a modpack like sky factory!

Nope

Apparently for modpacks you have to install them via twitch. Okay I can deal with this. Lets just download twitch and go to the mods section.

Nope

It says minecrafts not installed when it clearly is. It says world of warcraft is installed even tho the file is corrupted and I never played it anyways.
Okay, I'll just do the alternative and download *insert forgotten program name here* and do modpacks from there.
Now I'll get Sky Factory 3 and.......

Nope

The loading screen crashes if I even click the mouse.
Lets do another one then! Maybe sky factory 4?
Yes, finally something works!

Nope

According to my brother there is a glitch that makes it impossible to proceed beyond chopping wood.

Hmmmm....... I'll just install singular mods.

*plays with fantasy mods for a month*
I refuse to touch any mod even an inch related to redstone or technology. Except Botania. Its a tech mod, but it has flowers.

I wonder whats happening on youtube today.

*sevtech video*
Oh, I've heard of this modpack. It never interested me,  but maybe this video will.

*the entire video is grown men speaking in caveman voices until they advance to age 1*

..............

I SHALL TRAVERSE THE OCEAN AND SKY, HELL AND HEAVEN, AND THE WORST FEARS OF HUMANKIND, JUST TO DOWNLOAD THIS MODPACK AND SAY OOGA BOOGA

One hour later...

MIIIIIIIIKEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY (my brothers name) I FIGURED OUT TECHNOLOGY!

(I literally just had to update the computers java)

And now I'm playing Sevtech.

Heres the trees and flowers I planted around my base:

Only downside is the 30 minute loading screen and 15 minute wait to get into the world itself.
But pretty leaves and eldritch horrors are worth it.

BUT ITS A PAIN IN THE BUTTOCKS TO MAKE LEATHER

And thank you for listening to me distracting myself from the cruel reality of life and death.

Bai~