First, I want to dedicate this chapter to Evan Smith, for trying to be helpful when I was upset and failing miserably. I wrote this in honor of his failed attempts to cheer me up.

P.S. This is in a social worker's office, not texting, but I did text this to him.

Evan:So, your parents died? I know how to make you feel aaaallllll better!!!

Sobbing Kid: *sniffles* Wha......What?

Evan: Forget it ever happened!😄