Okay, on this chappie, I am doing a special on Siri! Enjoy!

Marisa: How many calories are in a pizza?

Siri: Why do you want to have pizza?

Marisa: Just give me the calorie count.

Siri: Please try some salad instead, it is healthier.

Marisa: I WANT PIZZA FOR GOODNESS SAKES SIRI! YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT!