Tom: Hey bro, can you pick me up from school? I just got suspended........

Older Brother: What did you do this time?

Tom: The teacher pointed a ruler at me and said "There is an idiot at the end of the the ruler." I got detention when I asked which end.

Older Brother: Haha, that is definitely my brother!

Tom: And the math teacher asked me, "If I have five beer bottles in one hand and six in the other, what do I have?" I said she had a drinking problem.

Older Brother: OMG, you got da genes! ROFL