Husband: Happy Birthday, Honey!

Wife: Aww, thx sweetheart! What did u get me?

Husband:It was supposed to be a surprise, but remember that pink Mercedes that you wanted so badly?

Wife: OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!! I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW!!!OMG!!!!

Husband:Well, I got you a toothbrush in the same color!

Wife:.........