Cole: Some babies were dropped on their heads as babies. You were clearly thrown at a wall.

Jim: I would slap you, but that would be animal abuse.

Cole: I was going to give you a nasty look........ But I see you already have one.

Five hours later

Jim: I would agree with you, but then we would both be wrong.

Cole: A little late for that. Respect lost. I AM THE COMEBACK KING!