comebacks for your parents

Parents can drive you crazy no matter how old you are!  Next time your mom or dad giving you a lecture or a hard time try some of these funny comebacks.  Say them in a joking way so you don’t get yourself into too much trouble!

You call it talking back. I call it explaining.

I’m a liar? You were the one who told me about the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny and Santa! -

You say I’m lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode.

Getting in an argument with you is like getting arrested. Everything I say, can and will be used against me.

Remember when I asked for your opinion. Me neither!

My room isn’t dirty, I just have everything on display.

I know money doesn’t grow on trees. That’s why I’m asking you.

I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.

You’re one of  my favorite parents

Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.

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