I don’t make mistakes I date them.

Ex means: thanks for the EXperience, our time has EXpired, now EXit my life.

Yes, I’m smiling but you’re not the reason anymore.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Sometimes you look at your ex and wondered why?

I’m not really a bitch. I just play one in your life.

I would tell you to go fuck yourself but I’m pretty sure you’d be disappointed.

My knight in shining armour turned out to be a loser in aluminum foil.

Taking your ex back is like going to a garage sale and buying back your own crap!

I used to be fucking stupid. But then I dumped him.

What I like best about our relationship is your no longer in it. -