Note: None of these are mine, I got them from teenager posts. Sorry these aren't original. Also the pictures weren't loading so that's why I just wrote them.

Me, jealous of you? Bless your delusional heart.

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Teacher: WHY AM I HEARING TALKING?! ME: Well maybe because you have ears!

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Everytime you speak, I feel my brain cells committing suicide one by one.

Ok I know you're not supposed to joke about that but it's good to use on someone you hate!

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You're so fake, barbie is jealous.

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Me a nerd? Haha no. I'm just making sure I don't end up working at McDonalds with you in the future.

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So if I typed 'idiot' into Google, would your picture come up?

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Dear haters, I couldn't help but notice that 'Awesome' ends with 'Me' and 'Ugly' starts with 'U'.

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ahh school. . . *inhales deeply* the sweet smell of a flawed education system and high stress levels.

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