A little bird was flying south for winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell into the ground of a large field.

While it was laying there, a cow came by and pooped on him. As the bird was laying in the pile of cow dung, he began to realise how warm he became.

The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the birds under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut.