Stranger: Why are firetrucks red?

Person: So that people can easily see them..?

Stranger: Nope

Stranger: Firetrucks have 4 wheels

Stranger: They can hold 8 men.

Stranger: 4 + 8 is 12

Stranger: There are 12 inches in a ruler.

Stranger: Queen Elizabeth is a ruler.

Stranger: There was a ship called the Queen Elizabeth.

Stranger: That ship sailed the seas.

Stranger: There are fish in the seas.

Stranger: Fish have fins.

Stranger: People from Finland are called Fins.

Stranger: Finland and Russia had a war a long time ago.

Stranger: Russia has red on it's flag.

Stranger: That's why they are red.

Stranger: Cause they're always Russian around.