Question: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are there left?
Answer: 499.

Question: What are the three steps to putting an elephant in a re-fridgerator?
Answer: Open the fridge, put elephant in, close the fridge.

Question: What are the four steps to puttimg a girraffe in a re-fridgerator?
Answer: Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put girraffe in, close the fridge.

Question: The Lion King is having a Birthday Party. All the animals attend except for one. Which is it and why?
Answer: The girraffe because it is in the re-fridgerator.

Question: Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims and still reaches the other side safely. Why?
Answer: The alligator is at the Birthday Party.

Question: Sally dies anyways. Why?
Answer: She got hit in the head by a flying brick.