*girl is texting her brother*

Girl: "How was your flight?"

Brother's girlfriend: "This is his girlfriend. Who are you exactly?"

Brother's girlfriend: "Why are you texting him?-.-"

Girl: "Okay first of all stop calling yourself his "girlfriend" to make yourself feel better than the other girls, we all know ya ain't official so don't flatter yourself. Second I'm the girl that can make any girl go form gf to ex real quick. Now how was my brother's flight? Bitch."