Shot-Parking with the Hattafute Parade

6:35 PM: Approaching Hetalia, World - 5 Hours/25 Minutes Until Hetalia Closes

Here it was.

Towering above the waters, in all its glory was the legendary capital of the world. Night had draped itself across the sky and the waters and waterfalls inside Hetalia's borders were glowing a faint peaceful light, fading out into the ocean around it.

America: "OKAY EVERYONE! WE'RE GOING TO LEAD TOWARD THE ENTRANCE!"

Everyone looked up and hollered some simile of understanding. America and DC began to dive down, soaring low, directly in front of the Central Americas. They flew a distance away from them to make room for North Korea and Pyongyang to lead the Asians in the gap, everyone making a...what would you call it? A Hattafute Parade, perhaps?

The entrance to Hetalia was only but a small shore with rock landforms rising up on the far sides like curving stairs. Because of this small landing area, this was the tricky part getting everyone on without ramming into the island and hurting someone or something.

There are sea creatures, surfboards, manual boats of all kinds, a dragon, a whale, a pair of wakeboarders, 6 magic users floating on water, and 2 pairs of low-flying capitals and countries. Someone is going to crash if they aren't careful.

Canada: "AMERICA! We're getting close to the shoreline! What're we supposed to do!?"

America looked up ahead at the space between them and Hetalia. There was an estimate of 10 minutes and counting before they arrived. DC saw this too and they're minds formed a plan.

America: "Okay, DC? We're gonna have to split!"

DC: "Gotcha!"

If any pair of twins were considered one in the same mind, they'd pale in comparison to the relationship between America and DC. They were practically the same person, they're brains working the same way. DC could see what America wanted and she agreed. She also had something to back it up.

America: "OKAY! NK! PYONGYANG! YOU GUYS LEAD THE ASIANS TO THE BACK OF THE SHORELINE BUT DON'T GO TO THE PINNACLE, GOT IT!?"

North Korea: "Of course, I can hear you, you're screaming so loud I might just lose my hearing!"

China: "Aiya! What is going on up there?!"

Pyongyang: "Brother! We're going to lead you!"

North Korea: "Follow us!"

America: "Get ahead of us! We'll lead the people behind you!"

A little cautious about not doing this before, performing a new formation, America, and DC split, swiveling past, as North Korea and Pyongyang speed up, with China leading the dragon with the rest of the Asian family, flying close behind them. England saw through the light of his eyes what happened and had to push extra effort to keep up speed after the mild surprise. London caught this and wondered what was going on. The entire middle-back section of this Hattafute Parade was confused about the switch as the Asian family sped on ahead.

America: "DC! TAKE CANADA AND SEYCHELLES', GROUP!"

DC: "OTTOWA! CANADA! LEAD THE WHALE OVER HERE AND FOLLOW ME! SEYCHELLES! VICTORIA! FOLLOW THE WHALE AND DROP OFF ALONG WITH THEM!"

The American capital swooped down in front of the whale clapping her hands down near his face. The whale reacted with a little shake and happily plowed toward her. Seychelles and the rest of the African family were riding right behind them, sliding to the sides of the whale like an African-American wave.

Victoria: "I didn't think you still called me that, DC."

DC: "Sorry! I should've said Victor, like usual, but I gotta do something. Get to shore and move outta the way! The whale will go home, so call off your friends!"

Seychelles: "Got it!"

America cut right passed her and hover-flew in front of Magic Trio and their capitals (...should they then be the Magic Trio X2 or the Magic Sextuplets?).

Careful not to break the flow of spell-chanting within his head, England spat through his teeth his confusion to America.

England: "What is going on? What are you doing!?"

America: "Shut up, you guys and listen! There are fully clothed people on your waves! I know you can see me! Follow me! And when I say the word, QUIT CHANTING AND GET READY FOR A BARREL ROLL!"

(Middle-Back Ensemble): (Barrel roll...!?)

Itamuney: "...Vatti? Mama? What is a barrel roll?"

Italy: "Oh...no..."

Germany: "Augh, Italy, you know how to do it, right? I'll take Itamuney with me!"

Wy: "B-Barrel roll?! H-How!? I'm on your shoulders-!"

Hutt River: "Oh, I can see what we're supposed to do."

Australia: "Oh, yeah~!! We're shot-parking!"

Wy: "How are we supposed to-!? What is shot-parking!?"

Australia: "Okay, mate, toss me Sealand! Ya can roll with Wy!"

Hutt River: "Wy's going to be a bit fidgety, but I'll comply."

All the older and larger ones were pairing up with the smaller countries and capitals to hold and tuck with when the time comes to roll. And this is for the people who are surfing.

How this works is a person or a larger person with a smaller person held at the chest, angles the board straight and tilt it towards the water. Then when you get to the shoreline, launch off the board, tuck into a ball, and roll onto the sand. If you have a second person, you'll need to make room in your form for him or her, but hold them tight enough so they won't fall out of your hands. Your board will be parked in the sand, facing up, if you apply enough pressure when you shoot yourself off.

This was the reason that all the Oceania and a couple European groups that are surfing are all spread out. Behind those surfers are the ones in their group that aren't surfing. And of course, there had to be the problem of getting the boat riders under control and able to park themselves too. Then what about the Europeans and the Magic landforms?

Italy: "G-Germany, I don't think that's a good idea to barrel roll out of a boat!"

Germany: "If they're saying to barrel roll while we're on the water, they're asking to shot-park!"

Itamuney: "W-What is going on...?"

America: "IS EVERYONE SORTED OUT AND READY?! DC! DO YOU GOT THE BOAT RIDERS ON THE BACK?!"

DC: "WHAT ABOUT THE ONES UP FRONT?! THERE ARE A LOT OF EUROPEANS AND ALL OF THE MIDDLE EAST FAMILY ARE IN BOATS!"

America: "Ack, how did I miss that...!?"

...Especially since there are Germany, Italy, and Itamuney in front of him. Catching a glance at that particular family he realized what they were doing. They were getting ready to barrel roll even though they're on a boat. America got an idea.

America: (Ah...what do we have...!? Rough 5 minutes, we're gonna have to make this quick-!)

America: "O-Okay, okay! I got an idea! I always got something, um, c'mon, c'mon, ah! Germany! Instruct the boat riders behind you how to do the alternate shot-park!"

Germany: "WHAT!?"

America: "Hurry, before we reach the reef!"

He didn't wait around for his answer, he had dashed to the back to tell the rest of the boat riders how to shot-park. While he was doing that, like the two had the same brain, DC had gone in and informed the Middle East family. Then the entire Hattafute Parade splits in half and London, Oslo, Bucharest, all by themselves, guide and push the surfers toward the shore where the Asian, African, and the North, South, and Central Americas were waiting, cheering them on. The wave dives down and slopes the pointed down boards stab themselves into the sand as their riders backflip and land-roll onto the sand, springing back up in perfect measure.

Now the boats.

Canada: "AMERICA, BE CAREFUL! WE'RE CLEARING AWAY THE SURFBOARDS FOR YOU GUYS!"

Everyone on the shoreline is working their fastest trying to collect the boards and neatly stack them on the far side of the small opening. Now all the rest have to do is to skid their boats sideways, and jump out of the boat, doing the same launch as the rest to safety.

But...there was a problem. 2 of them.

America: "Oh, no...there are too many boats...and...ack-!"

Prussia: "AMERICA, BRO! WHAT ARE WE SUPPOSED TO DO!?"

Hohen: "DC! WE'RE ON WAKEBOARDS! THEY DON'T WORK LIKE SURFBOARDS AND THEY'RE TOO BIG TO TUCK AND ROLL WITH!"

DC: "Bro, we got 2 minutes before we all hit shore...!"

America: "Urgh, AUGH! Grab them!"

The two didn't say anything else. They dived in and screamed for them to let go of their lines and put out their legs. In one fell swoop, America had nabbed Prussia and his board and DC did the same for Hohen. With that out of the way, the Magic...6 had risen up higher into the air and let the boat riders behind them cruise into the prepared shore and everyone parked smoothly and no one got hurt.

Finally, the Magic 6 was able to settle down in the dry part of the sand and have their family pick them up and have them catch their breath and take a break. As they started stacking the boats where the surfboards were and dragging the larger ones and anchoring them to the coast, America and DC fly down with the two Prussians, not landing to go drop off the wakeboards.

Germany: "I said not to use those!"

Prussia: "Hey! We got to fly in the air and everything!"

Berlin: "Urgh, just make sure to say Danke and Es Tut Uns Leid."

(Danke - Thank you)

(Es Tut Uns Leid - Sorry)

Hohen: "Yeah, yeah..."

Germany: "Itamuney! Are you alright? I didn't hurt you?"

Itamuney: "N-Nonei, Vatti, I am fine."

Italy: "Uwah...I am thankful~"

America: "Okay! Is everyone here and accounted for?!"

DC: "Everyone's here, I checked!"

America: "OKAY~!!! C'MON, WE'RE GOING TO WORLD SUMMIT! LET'S MAKE THIS ONE COUNT!!!"

(all, and yes, when we say all, we mean 'all'): "YEAH!!!"

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A/N: "AUGH, YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HARD IT WAS TO SORT EVERYONE OUT TO GET THEM TO SHORE."

A/N: "We didn't plot this story down-well, we DID, kinda, just we didn't explain the mechanics. So we had to do it as we went. The wakeboards! Urgh, we completely forgot about the wakeboards! Also the Middle East family and the African family! How!?"

A/N: "Also, shot-parking isn't real. It was something we did a long time ago, visiting Kitari's hometown and this wave made this accidental trick. DO NOT SHOT-PARK IN REAL LIFE WE GOT HURT BADLY AND WE NEARLY CRASHED INTO A LOT OF PEOPLE AND BROKE A LOT OF STUFF AND GOT IN TROUBLE SO PLEASE."

A/N: "We finally are gonna get into the party part of the story! Hope you guys are enjoying it~!"

(eh...this update is shorter than what I thought it would be...)

Bye-bye~






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